1. MOMENT

Feel the fibers forgive me what did you say
This is all so new but I think we're ok

Poke a pose in the mirror now you're prinked and pruned
Now we pitter patter past your parent's room

[Chorus]
I know what's weathered white is bright and breathing
Dance around in circles there are no walls
I know today tonight tomorrow till then I'll make the moment

Maybe bebop or ragtime tell a story too
These old records are coolest of the new
Sugar puts on a show and she sings a song
If we hear a noise we'll put our clothes back on

[Chorus](x2)


2. PLAYS PRETTY FOR BABY

I feel her smooth skin slightly
Brush against the back side of my arm

I need the song started over
Your crying made me miss my favorite part

I hear the exclamation point

Her eyes are so there (x4)
They're greener

Lay back, the song is almost over
I tried to hear you out but I dozed off

I need the song started over
Your crying made me miss my favorite part

Rachel, it's times like this I wonder

Her eyes are so there (x4)
They're meaner


3. ODE TO MADONNA

I don't quite know where the mojave desert is located
But I do know that Madonna gave an excellent performance
On that day in that place just for me dressed in black
I swear to god I'll die I want to take her to the prom

[Chorus]
So what? It's M.A.D.O.N.N.A.,
Ok it's M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
No way it's M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
Wait up without you life is so blasé

I dream I have a dream I have this dream
See I see us lying lasciviously in the lush
Just like two carefree cowpokes on a hill
With lots of grass the grass is soft the air is warm
You dress in clothes of black as I recite didactic prose.

[Chorus](x2)
Let's go


4. WORDS FOR NOW

Let me write you a letter
Then again I'll send a telegram
Though I know you're not worth the effort
Yet again I'll script another scam

[Chorus]
Jot it down words have wound up in your town
I'm a clown how profound make a fake frown
Hello move right along here's the part I really mean
Don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
And I don't care when you'll be in town

Accept what I said it's all true
True you knew it's nearly nothing new
I figure you'll find this letter
Has no meaning than I meant it to

[Chorus](x2)


5. MEAN OLD COOT

Hey pea we were playing.
We're all so tuckered out.
Sorry I'm becoming a mean old coot as it were.

[Chorus]
We stayed until two.
(Let's up and get away from here.)
And there's hours to go
(Let's up and get away from here.)
You don't even know.
It's one, two, three, chop.

Calm down.
Baby calm down
If I were you I'd calm down.

[Chorus]


6. MR. SONG

I'm bashful
I'm blue
And I really want to dance with you
I have horns
And a tail
And my ego is for sale
I'm corny
I'm kind
And I hope to be aligned I have tricks
And trails
And my trails won't be unveiled

Uh oh shake it baby yeah
Uh oh yeah
Uh oh shake it baby yeah
Uh oh yeah

I'm lonely
I'm lost
Lazy dazy I'll doze off
I have quirks
And kooks
My favorite author Owski Buk
I'm groovy
I'm gray
And my groove and gray obey
I have spoofs
And spins
And poof the spoof spins grins

Uh oh shake it baby yeah
Uh oh yeah
Uh oh paging Mr. Song.
Uh oh yeah


7. RIDING TRAINS IN NOVEMBER

Do you think your mom would notice if we stayed out late
Jiminy I'm so tired I can't stay awake
Let's go home and be safe

[Chorus]
The next time we'll go out early
And then I don't know when
Bob's home on the 23rd of December
He should be healthy

And we'll all have fun

This time of year reminds me of riding trains
One year before we were courting now it's three whole years
Let's go home and we'll say

[Chorus]

And we'll all say hey
You were right
Let's go home


8. SIMON

Simon was an engineer
Scientific stratosphere
He lost his mind long ago and no one knew
Accumulating cult-like literature and such
Writing he wrote all his friends of what he learned of cults

Peter was an architect
One night when he went to bed
He heard knocking at his door so he looked out
Outside he saw something crawl into his house, what now?
Hallucinating he hunted then he dressed for work

Simon... Peter... (x2)


9. THERE'S THAT ONE PERSON YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER NO MATTER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN

Someone screwed up about half past the night
Wish I'd been up I could've had a blast and then run

But I know now there's that one person
Everyone has
That messed them up
And they're still thinking about them

They're everywhere (x2)

Between the booze
Bob goes, go out
And have fun
Now nodding off
I know I should've
Listened to him

But I know now that I'm not half as bad
As I thought
It's everyone and I feel better
Knowing that

We're everywhere (x4)