1. STRAP ON THAT JAMMYPAC

Strap on that there jammy pac.
Get a grip on your soul.
Sip on that there family flask,
And I'll guide you towards the door.
She don't feed me in the mornin',
And I can't take no more!
So strap on that there jammy pac,
And get up off my floor.
Strap on that there jammy pac
And slide a double dime my way.
Dry off your distributor cap,
And hip me to the game you play.
She's jonesin' for a jammy
With a girl that I call "Tammy",
So strap on that there jammy pac,
It's time for you to pay.

Strap on that there jammy pac.
She hypnotized one dude.
Stains you like a heart attack.
Van Winkle says "Fuck you."
Never made me no supper.
A boy like me needs it, too!
So strap on that thar jammy pac,
It's time to pay your due.

2. DR. ROCK

Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for u dr.rock help me out for I need to shout it dr.rock quickly Derek run & get your mammy there is no denying that u been supplying in a slathering ball of flesh dr.rock the light of death is gonna shine again dr.rock and I'll let you in the notes

3. FRANK

Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind.

Time: it's in the hand of God. Chew on turkey or some cod if you please.
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.

4. SORRY CHARLIE

Things didn't work out the way you had planned it.
Things fell apart at the seams.


And now you're cold and sleepy.
Chirst how did it come to this?
Hold on to those you thought were your loved ones
They'll be the ones you miss.

And now you're standing at the station
Tryin' to take what I ain't got to give.
Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie
I've got my own life to live

Just call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is coming down soon Chuck
He's drunk so you can't stay
No, you can't stay

You did nothing to deserve this
God didn't treat you swell
Oh it all slipped through your fingers
and it all seems so unfair

And your girlfriend, she's in high school
She says she loves you a lot
Oh no, she can't support you
So you better sell more pot

And now you're standing at the station
Tryin' to take what I ain't got to give.
Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie
I've got my own life to live

So you just call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is coming down soon Chuck
He's drunk and you can't stay
No, you can't stay
Sorry Charlie. Sorry Charlie. Oww!

5. THE STALLION (PT 1)

Look out you son of a bitch
Goddamn motherfucker
Do you know who you're fucking with?

You're fucking with the stallion, mang.
You're fucking with the goddamn, mang.
You're fucking with the stallion, mang.

Goddamn piece of shit.
On my dick you should sit.
Do you know who you're fucking with?

Prancing stallion. Oh ho handsome. Prancing on the grass.

I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?

You see the damn stallion, mang?

You goddamn son of a bitch.
You fucking piece of shit.

Goddamn son of a bitch.
Goddamn piece of shit.

Now it's clear, I can see stallion.
Yes, I too can struggle with the stallion.


6. POLLO ASADO

Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.

Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ?. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.

Ok, that'll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.

Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don't have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.

Ok, that'll be $22...
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that'll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi...
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That's the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That's the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos.

7. RIGHT TO THE WAYS AND THE RULES OF THE WORLD

1-2-3-4

Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night.
The cosmic conceiver continues his plight.
A war of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Spraying the children with incense and myrrh.
The hopeless confessions of minds unsure.
Spraying the children with incense and myrrh.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.

I tried to come over and see you today.
I tried to come over to want you to say.
I wanted you say to come today.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Mindlessy hoping she falls for their minds.
Holding the sacraments, secrets unkind.
Chewing the curdles of cream from the rain.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.
Chewing the grits.
Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world.

8. CAPTAIN FANTASY

Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.

And when I'm there, I'm here.
And when you're near, I'm there.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm here, I'm there.
And when you're near, I'm here.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.

Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.

And when I'm there, I'm here.
And when you're near, I'm there.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm here, I'm there.
And when you're near, I'm here.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.

Wow! Yowww! Fantasy. Fantasy.

So please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.
Captain Fantasy.

9. DEMON SWEAT

Skag trapped in a demon sweat the night she left.
Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet.
They said she flew from the goals in her life.
Then she wet like blood from a knife.
I'm here, and it's all so clear now.

Wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm still here.
Gripping onto what's not around.
Now it's all so clear to me now.
Now I know, some times I try a bit too hard.
And I can't let go of you.
Boo-boop-dee-doo. Boo-boo-boop-dee-doo.
Boop-dee-doo.

10. MOLLY

Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you
You name the "Esu", baby, I'll name the glue
You name the "spongy-funky", I'll go on and name it tooMollymollymolly.
A hardened glob of hardened moosey in the zoo
You go fetch that moosey and you know I'm gonna fetch it too
You fetch that moosey and you know he's gonna dig it tooMollymollymolly.
Show it to me, baby, that tells me who is who
Morning is approaching and it's time to start anew
Eddie Dingle's coming over and Bobbie's Uncle LouMollymollymolly.
The "arpschnitt up?" Van Winkle and a tinkle-dinkle-doo
We'll have a white Xmas with that snow "schnitt up?" Van Winkle say
"FuckYou"
Cuz' thank you mang I'm with "schnee schnitt up?" Van Winkle say "Fuck You"
Mollymollymolly.Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you
You name the "Esu", baby, I'll name the glue
You name the "spundy-funky", I'll go on and name it tooMollymollymolly.
Carve me a glob of hardened moosey in the zoo
Well, you fetch that moosey and you know I'm gonna fetch it too
You fetch that moosey and you know he's gonna dig it tooMollymollymolly.





11. CAN U TASTE THE WASTE?

Can U Taste the Waste?
Can U Taste the Waste?
Can U Taste the Waste?

12. DON’T SWEAT IT

I'd like to see you before I go.
There's a few things I'd like to do.
And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long.
And soon I'll be gone too.

But don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.
Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.

Are you happy with the color of your tea ??
Could you use some ??
You're satified with your boy or your girl.
Your little butter cup.

But don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.
Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.

I'd like to see you before I go.
There's a few things I'd like to do.
And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long.
And soon I'll be gone too.

But don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.
Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it.

13. AWESOME SOUND

Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon.
Stop the tape here.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got some. Got some awesome sounds goin' down
Alright. Lay it on me!
Awesome sound goin' down.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got an awesome sound goin' down.
Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon.
Oh. Oh yeah. Baby. Hit me again! Stop it.
Hit me again! Oh yeah. Hit me again! Stop it. Hit me again!
Oh! Oh! Hit me again! Hit me again! oh!
Got an awesome sound. It's goin' down.
Got this awesome sound. It's really goin' down.
Got this really fuckin' awesome sound.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me again! oh! oh! Hit me!
One more time!
Oh, awesome sound goin' sound.
Awesome sound goin' down.
One more time. Hit me! Oh stop it! Hit me!


14. LAURA

The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya?
And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya?
You know I really don't care, and why the hell now with ya?
I told my mommy that it was ok, and why the hell now with ya?

Laura.
Laura.

Oh baby I cut myself.

And if you threw the garbage away, why the hell am I with ya?
And if you knew you wanted to stay, then why the hell now with ya?
Little Eddie Dingle is going away, and why the hell now with ya?
Somebody wants to come and play, and why the hell am I with ya?

Laura.
Laura.

You know something? I've got somethin'. I've got somethin'.
I've got somethin' for all the people in the world.


15. BOING

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle.
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn.
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle.
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle.
She'd love to do a boing boing boing boing?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ohhhhhh yeah

16. MONONUCLEOSIS

When you came into the Pod, you told me that something was wrong
Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun.
Couldn't say it was any fun. Oh dude.

Now you're on the couch. You can't even move your fucking head.
Tell me that you wish you was dead.
Dude, I really don't wish you was dead.
Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed. Oh dude.

I can't have a smoke,
can't even enjoy a little brew.
Can't even enjoy a little brew.
What the hell's my bugging going to do?
Can't even pet the horses in zoo.
Little Miss Bandy's in this too. Oh dude.

17. OH MY DEAR (FALLING IN LOVE)

Tell me where you come from. Was it heaven above?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Did I tell you I want more than you're really made of?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Can you scope a purple blunder and admit that you are young?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.

Tell me where you come from. Was it heaven above?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Did I tell you I want more than you're really made of?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.
Can you scope a purple blunder and admit that you are young?
Oh my dear, I must be falling in love.

18. SKETCHES OF WINKLE

Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava.
Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra.
He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra.
Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorra.

I saw van Winkle show up on the scene.
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the sketches of Winkle.
Crying to the heavens in a fit of rage.
Sketches of Winkle.
Keep little humans locked up in a cage.
Sketches of winkle.
I think I love her but she don't love me.
Sketches of winkle.
Why don't you love me, girl?

She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen.
Achin' round these all she's doin' is bitchin'.
Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens.
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding.

I saw van Winkle show up on the scene.
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the sketches of Winkle.
Crying to the heavens in a fit of rage.
Sketches of Winkle.
Keep his little humans locked up in a cage.
Sketches of winkle.
I think I love her but she don't love me.
Sketches of winkle.
Why don't you love me, girl?

Rip van Winkle. Rip Rip Rip van Winkle.
Rip van Winkle. Rip Rip Rip van Winkle.
Rip van Winkle. Rip Rip Rip van Winkle.

19. ALONE

When the life inside no doubt has died.
And you've turn your head away.
You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it 's you again, alone.
Alone, confined. The mess in your mind.
When you can't relate to them.
You've reaped and sown, but little is known by those who aren't alone.
Why should a man learn not again what he has learned before?
He's overcome but must succumb to what he's living for.
He tried and tried. All those survived. He missed. He's fallen short.
The little known, his heart of stone, will make him feel alone.

20. MOVING AWAY

Moving away. Gone away. Gone away.
Moving away. yeah.
Moving away yeah.

21. SHE FUCKS ME

I met her at the Living Earth Show.
She crossed the room, the lights sank low.
We're together, she really digs me.
She fucks me.
Who would think I could be so happy?
When I'm cold, I know she's keepin' me warm.
We're together, she really digs me.
She fucks me.
She's in my arms, she's in my heart , yeah.
Pins and needles up and down my spine.
We're together, she really digs me now.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.

I met her at the Living Earth Show.
She crossed the room, the lights sank low.
We're together, she really digs me.
She fucks me.
Who would think I could be so happy?
When I'm cold, I know she's keepin' me warm.
We're together, she really digs me.
She fucks me.
She's in my arms, she's in my heart , yeah.
Pins and needles up and down my spine.
We're together, she really digs me now.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.
She fucks me.
She fucks me now.


22. PORK ROLL EGG AND CHEESE

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.
But we must further ourselves on.
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese.


23. THE STALLION (PART. 2)

For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.

Hair-throng goo-tongue, stallion mang.
A 2 S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N
I am the stallion, mang.

1: I can drink
2: I get groomed
3: I go for a walk
I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.

Deaner! Deaner! Dude!
Where can you be?
Come hither.
Who are you? The stallion.
Deaner: What's goin' on?
Who are you, Deaner?
Deaner: I am, I am the stallion
You are the stallion.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-S-S-TA-L-L-I-O-N
I am the stallion, mang.
I can feel what I like to see in you and me and the stallion.
I can play, I get to take the water because I am the stallion.
O-P-L-G-H-M-F-S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N
Stallion, mang.
Stallion, mang.
Stallion, mang.
I am the stallion.
Wild stallion.
Wild stallion.
Goodbye
Stallion.
Stallion.
Goodbye

Stallion! Stallion! Stallion! Stallion! Stallion!

Whenever forth to come hither, when I can see the wind,
I shall too ride upon the stallion.
I shall too lick the palm of the stallion,
Whilst I drink the hair from the stallion. Man.
I am the stallion.