1. Land Of Misfit Toys

there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are really getting pissed- someone better stop him before there's total anarchy- there was a time, a day not long ago- when everyone was happy and the sun used to shine- but now those days are gone they're ready to revolt- because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job- off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we all need a hero in the land of misfit toys-



2. Charlie Brown

[Originally by The Coasters]

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the boys' gym

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

Who's always writing on the wall
Who's always goofing in the hall
Who's always throwing spit balls
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)