1. DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

All right!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other, just because they're gay

They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on their camel toe

50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal


2. GIRL FROM OKLAHOMA

Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow

Your mama's in the parking lot
Looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo

Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky

Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox

What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a Poison laminate
Inside of your ass

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light

Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

Yeah that's it
Aah, you're a good girl

I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you
On the next CD

And you won't have to wonder
If you caught VD
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee

Hey Michael Starr you motherfucker
Whoa, whoa

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite

I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
Just begging for nuts to chew

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight

The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on Cialis
And you're high as a kite

I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light

Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night


3. COMMUNITY PROPERTY

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after my rocket explodes

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and my crotch
Starts to move to the beat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No, no, no (Community property)
Oh no, no, no (Community property)
Woah (Community property)