1. DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

All right!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other, just because they're gay

They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on their camel toe

50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal


2. I WANT YOUR TITS

Fuck yeah, we fuckin' rock
We like chicks that suck our cocks
We drink in the morning
Do coke all day
Look at me babe, I'm okay
I'm fuckin' horny babes
So here's the truth
You're not that pretty but you got great boobs
Come on here, woman, let me tell you what's on my mind
I wanna get you naked cuz we're runnin' out of time!

I Want Your Tits
Yeah I want 'em all
I Want Your Boobs
Come on, baby, play ball
I wanna squeeze them, and taste them
You got the best boobs and they're gonna get rocked tonight

By now I think you should know
My balls are ready, they're ready to blow
Your tits are like magic
They put me in a trance
So sweet and juicy
It's like a dumb trance
Let's shave that pussy and go out for lunch
Have a couple beers and eat some Captain Crunch
Head right to the [Starvin Cavern?] I'm so glad
That you finally agreed to wear this paper bag

I Want Your Tits
Hold 'em right in my hands
I Want Your Boobs
So I can suck on them
I Want Your Tits
Now I'll say it again
The whole band's fans on your big sloppy can
I Want Your Tits
Yeah I want 'em all
I Want Your Boobs
Come on, baby, play ball
I wanna squeeze them, and taste them
You got the best boobs and they're gonna get spermed on tonight (by me of course)
I wanna see you naked!

[Girls moaning]

I Want Your Tits
Yeah take off your top
I Want Your Boobs
Come on, show us what you got
We wanna squeeze them, and f-f-fucked them
You got the best boobs and they're gonna get fucked tonight
You got the best boobs and they need to be held so tight
Fuck yeah, let's rock 'em tonight