1. HURRY UP HARRY

Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

Now listen here Harry
If we're going down the pub
You'd better tell your mum and dad
And finish up your grub
I wish you'd listen to me
No, I don't want a cup of tea

Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

You're telling me to grow up
But Harry don't you see
If I tried to act my age
I wouldn't be me
We never do anything
So now's the time to begin

Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

You don't have to tell me
That the thing's I do are wrong
But everything I do in life
Is with us right or wrong
Now I think I understand
How to have some fun

Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Harry come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub


2. NO ENTRY

They wanted us to go
To new york city
But the man at the embassy
Said "oh, what a pity!"
"we know all the things you've done in the past
but never mind son...carry on smokin the grass"

They didn't want us in the usa
We didn't wanna go there anyway
They don't want us in the u s of a

Are manager said to us
"what's all the fuss?!"
We said we don't know
But they wont let us go
What could you do to make them do this to you
I don't know boss!
Have a little puff on the grass

They didn't want us in the usa
We didn't wanna go there anyway
They don't want us in the u s of a

The press ALL) started to ring
Asking what's happening
My boss said I don't know
But I said they wont let us go!
We don't care what you think of us
This is were we live!
"stick america up your ass!"