1. PERFECT

When I'm nervous I have this thing yeah I talk too much
Sometimes I just can't shut the hell up
It's like I need to tell someone anyone who'll listen
And that's where I seem to fuck up, yeah
I forget about the consequences, for a minute there I lose my senses
And in the heat of the moment my mouth's starts going the words start flowing

But I never meant to hurt you, I know it's time that I learnt to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learnt, I hate that I let you down and I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around cause now I'm the one that's hurting yeah
And I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
Cause nobody's perfect, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobodys perfect
If I could turn back the hands of time
I swear I never wanna cross that line
I should of kept it between us but no I went and told the whole world how I feel and oh
So I sit and I realise with these tears falling from my eyes
I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever
Promise that I'm gonna try

But I never meant to hurt you, I know it's time that I learn to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learnt and I hate that I let you down and I feel so bad about it

I guess karma comes back around cause now I'm the one that's hurting yeah
And I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken

So don't tell me you can't forgive me
Cause nobody's perfect, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobody's perfect

Im Not a saint no not at all, but what I did it wasn't cool
But I swear that I'll never do that again to you
I'm not a saint, no not at all, but what I did it wasn't cool
But I swear that ill never do that again to you.
I hate that I let you down, and I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around cause now I'm the one that's hurting yeah
And I hate that I made you think that that the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
Cause nobody's perfect, no.


2. NOBODYS

We're nobodys and we don't care.
We don't change our underwear.
We don't like to wash our hair.
We don't talk to girls cause we don't dare.

We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.
We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.

We're nobodys, we don't give a fuck.
We don't care if you think we suck.
Looks like we're just down on our luck.
We do a lot of talking, but we don't say much.

We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.
We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.

We're nobodys, don't care what you say.
We'll knock you down if you get in our way.
We like to buttfuck, but we ain't gay.
We hang out with whores, but we don't pay.

We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.
We're nobodys and we don't care what you think.
We're nobodys and we don't care if we stink.


3. ROOMMATES

Roommates - I think they suck.
Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks.
Roommates - I think they're lame.
Roommates - They're all the same.

They stay up all night, they eat your food.
They destroy everything in sight, i come unglued.
I think you suck, what's wrong with you?
You're such a dumbfuck, what can i do?

Roommates - They're a bunch of slobs.
Roommates - Can't get a job.
Roommates - They're always there.
Roommates - I just don't care.

They sit at home all day, they wreck the place.
Can't pay the rent, i can't stand your face.
Nothing's left to say, get off my case.
Get out of my way, i can't stand this place.

Everywhere i go, they're all the same.
Everyone i meet, they're fucking lame.
Roommates!


4. VASELINE AND A MAGAZINE

I don't go out.
No i don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

I'm not nice.
I don't pretend.
My right hand is my girlfriend.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.


5. FED UP

Fed up
Fed up
Fed up

Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay.
Won't do no good.
Whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood.
I hate my job and i wanna quit, but i need the money.
Life ain't a joke to me because mine ain't fun. No!

Fed up
Fed up
Fed up
Fed up

Try to live like a king on a measly salary, but i can't do it.
I had a chance to be somebody but i blew it.
Don't pay rent, i live at home. I'm 22.
I Ain't gotta girlfriend, i'm getting fat.
I'm ugly too.


6. I'M SO USELESS

I'm so useless, so tell me something new.
I sit at home with nothing to do.
I lay in bed and sleep all day.
I'm a waste of life is what they say.
I don't like work cause i'm so useless.
I don't like school cause i'm so useless.
I don't know what to do cause i'm so useless.
And i don't like you, to me, you're useless.

Why do you push everything my way.
I'm gonna stay in bed and sleep all day.
Really nothing motivates me.
A waste of life is all i'll ever be.
I don't like work cause i'm so useless.
I don't like school cause i'm so useless.
I don't know what to do cause i'm so useless.
And i don't like you, to me, you're useless.


7. SCARRED BY LOVE

I had a friend, but he died.
He committed suicide.
Some bitch took him for a ride and he believed all of her lies.
He was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
He was scarred by love.
And it made him end his life.

I knew a girl who loved a boy, but she was just his sexual toy.
She found out that he used her for thrills and overdosed on a bottle of pills.
She was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
She was scarred by love.
And it made her wanna die.

I loved a girl with all of my heart.
Then she went and tore it apart.
I found her in another's bed.
So i kicked in her pretty head.
I was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
I was scarred by love.
And now i wanna die.


8. NOTHING MATTERS

Say that you don't like me.
What i do ain't right.
Well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies fucking cry.
Don't do this, don't do that.
Can i bum a cigarette man.
It's not the 70's i don't like.
It's you that i can't stand.

Everything's different, everything's right.
I don't believe all your bullshit.
I don't believe all your lies.
You know that i don't care, i don't care what you think.
Save your breath, shut your mouth.
Turn around and go away!

Don't do this, don't do that.
"Hey, mellow out man."
It's not the cause that i don't like.
It's you that i can't stand.

Everything's different, everything's right.
I don't believe all your bullshit.
I don't believe all your lies.
You know that i don't care, i don't care what you think.
Save your breath, shut your mouth.
Turn around and go away!

Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters to me.


9. D.U.M.B.

D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be
U are unimportant you mean nothing to me
M is for your mother for not aborting you
B is 'cause you're boring and I don't like you

D U M B
You're so dumb

D is for your dad 'cause he don't know shit
U is for your ugly face that I wanna hit

M is for your mouth 'cause it never stops
B is for your brain you're as dumb as a rock

D U M B
You're so dumb

D U M B
You're so dumb


10. I'M FUCKED

Get up early, go to work.
Get yelled at by a jerk.
He ain't smarter than me, but even he can see.

I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.

Ain't gotta girlfriend.
I know why, cause i wouldn't treat her right.
Wouldn't call her every night.
Wouldn't feel bad if she cried.

I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.

Sick of my shitty job.
I just wanna be a slob.
Wanna live off the state.
Stay at home and masturbate.

I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.
I'm fUCked.


11. HAPPY

You think you're so much better than me.
What's it gonna take to make you see?
You're not better, you're just the same.
Another person with a different name.

I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away.

Head up high, you think you're so tough.
Criticize me, i've had enough.
You always tell me what to do.
I've had all i'm gonna take from you.
Don't tell me things i've already heard.
Shut your mouth, i don't wanna hear a word.

I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, just go away.

You think you're so wonderful.
You think you're so great.
You're the type of person that i hate.
Don't tell me how i should behave.
I won't listen, i'm not your slave.
I'm sick of hearing you put me down.
Don't you understand i don't want you around.

I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away.


12. SICK OF YOU

Always hanging around.
Putting people down.
Tell 'em what to do.
Always talking shit.
I'm so sick of it.
And i'm getting sick of you.

I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.

Stay up late at night.
Can't do nothing right.
All you do is complain.
I hate to hear you whine, i'd rather see you die.
You're driving me insane.

I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.


13. 1-900-LOSER

Call the number on your screen.
Talk to the girl of your dreams.
Tell her how you really feel.
You can't touch her, but she's real.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

Spend all your money talking to that bitch.
Can't pay your bills cause you're not rich.
How long do you talk anyway.
She does all the talking and look who pays.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

You're a loser, face the facts.
She doesn't mean a word, it's just an act.
Work all week, wait for the weekends.
So you can go home and do it all again.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.


14. FRED

The majority doesn't rule in your mind.
The majority is not your kind.
Always gonna do things your way.
It doesn't matter what other people say.

You've got your own ideas.
If others don't agree that's their problem.
Cause you don't care.
Got your own ideas and beliefs.

Won't follow blindly like all the other sheep.
Won't conform, you refuse.
They laugh at you cause of your views.


15. SHE'S GETTING SICK OF ME

She's getting sick of me.
Everything i do and say.
It's me, the one she wants to go away.
Every day its the same old thing.

I complain and complain about nothing.
She's getting sick of me.
She always lets me know i'm in the way.
I can't buy no more time, but i still pay.

She knows what this is all about.
She knows i'm fucked and i'm on my way out.
She's getting sick of me.
I sit on the couch all fucking day.

I don't have a job so i can't pay.
Out on my ass, i'm on my way.
I run my mouth with nothing to say.
She's getting sick of me.


16. ALMOST THERE

I don't know why it happens.
It happens all the time.
I can't get it up and now i wanna cry.
Don't let it happen, don't say goodbye.

Stick around a while and give it another try.
Cause i'm almost there.
I don't know why it happens.
It happens all the time.

My girlfriend kicked me out and now i wanna die.
Don't let it happen, don't say goodbye.
Stick around a while and give it another try.
Cause i'm almost there, i'm almost there.


17. COFFEE HOUSE MASSACRE

See 'em sit around, drinking their espresso.
They think life is good, but there's something they don't know.
I'm gonna kill 'em, shoot 'em all down.
All the wanna be beatniks in this fucking town.

At the coffehouse massacre.
Drinking cappucino, reading poetry.
They think they've found a place in society.
Talk about foreign movies that they think are great.

I don't wanna talk, i wanna anihilate.
At the coffehouse massacre


18. I DON'T CARE

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19. THINGS

There are things that i've said that i never should've said.
There are things that i've done that i never should've done.
There are feelings i have had that i never should have had.

I wish i wouldn't have said those things.
I wish i wouldn't have done those things.
I wish i wouldn't have felt that way.

There are things i should've said, but i didn't know what to say.
There are things i should've done, but i didn't know what to do.
There are feelings i should've had, but i didn't know how to feel.

I wish i would've said those things.
I wish i would've done those things.
I wish i would've felt that way


20. STUPID HUMANS

Stupid humans don't deserve to live.
They take away more than they give.
They always ask the question why.
Stupid humans deserve to die.
Kill them all, they should be dead for all the stupid things they've said.
We've got more than we need.
Stupid humans shouldn't breed.
I hate stupid humans.
I hate stupid humans.
I hate stupid humans.
Stupid humans deserve to die.


21. IN MEMORY OF

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