Local Oafs : Too Dumb To Reason, Too Fucked Up To Dream

Punk-Rock / Sweden
(2006 - Cage Match Federation)
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1. TONIGHT I DANCE, TOMORROW I'M DEAD

(No lyrics available)


2. I REALLY DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY DON'T CARE

I don't wanna see your tits
I don't wanna see your dick
I don't wanna see your chick
I don't wanna see that shit

Why?
I really don't know and I really don't care

I don't wanna hold your hand
Go with you to Amsterdam
I don't wanna hear your band
I only like Sam the Sham


3. I HATE VINYLS

So you claim you like vinyls
Allthough they're clumsy and easy to scratch
I don't understand you at all
They don't even fit your ass

I hate vinyls
He hate vinyls
I hate vinyls
He hate vinyls

You think you are so cool
'Cause you've collected everyone
But let me tell you boy
Retrofucks are going down


4. RUN MOPTOP RUN

The hills come alive with the mongo sound
And lyrics ‘bout laying there dead underground
You probably hate it but I don't care
‘Cause I'll spit on your suit and I'll spit in your hair

Run moptop run (run run run)
Run run

There'll be no more songs about muscle cars
And flames will consume all your disco bars
We're out to destroy your fake 80s style
So run motherfucker, run for your life


5. I'M A P TO THE I ENDING UP WITH THE G

R.E.S.P.E.C.T Doesn't mean shit to me

All does cuddly animals I'll slash
I Don't trade no records I want cash

Well Im a P to the I ending up with a G
Well I'm a PIG!

I laugh at the positive youth
The hardcore culture think I'm cute


6. FOCUS! FOCUS! FOCUS!

Work
Gloat
Socialize
Good bye
Fleas and lice

Watch my pens in my pocket
My swiss army knife
My fannypack
Manchester cap
Focus! Focus! Focus!
Focus! Focus! Focus!

Play
Gloat
Socialize
Good bye
Fleas and lice

They gave me a grammy
For fetus sounds
Rock outs, Girl scouts
Make up, Make out
Focus! Focus! Focus!
Focus! Focus! Focus!


7. JAG ORKAR INTE MER

Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Och allting går bara ner, ner, ner
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer

Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Grått, grått, grått är allt jag ser, ser, ser
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer

På morgonen när jag vaknar och allting är skit
Bara somna om och kom för fan inte hit
Du kan inte hjälpa mig och jag blir aldrig bättre igen
Aldrig någonsin, nej!

Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Det spelar ingen roll hur mycket jag ger
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer

När du är utomlands och när du är på fest
ligger jag på badrumsgolvet och skakar som bäst
lyft inte luren, jag kommer aldrig svara igen
Jag orkar inte mer!

Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer
Långfingret är allt jag kan visa er
För jag ger upp, jag orkar inte mer


8. TERRY FUNK (YOU'RE A PUNK)

Of all the essential wrestling names
You are the one king of the game

Oh Terry Funk, Youre a punk
And I can't face my life if you weren't around

Hippieyouth do their weed
But I have you so lets proceed


9. DEMONS TO SOME ANGELS TO OTHERS

Treat you bad
Give you stuff
Put you down
Give you love

That's who we are

Demons
To some
Angels
To others


10. SON OF SAMHALL

I am the son
The son of samhall

You can flip me over
Do me like a dog
Make me do your dirty work
Live life in a fog

Ignorance is bliss they say
Happy, glad and so on
But they don't know whats inside
A sad boy all cold


11. UNDERCOVER NOTHING

I use 1/5 of my potential
You should see my credentials
You think am human waste
But this is my undercover face

I'm undercover nothing
Observing all you pigs
Undercover nothing
Just trying to get some chicks


12. MONGOLOID BY NATURE

I don´t like pushy men
I don't like leatherwests
I don´t like motorcars
I just like my friend babaar

A mongoloid by nature

So what?

I don't care for gradeschool and I don't care for you
I just care for cheap jokes and PS2

I don´t like going out
I don't like drugs and dope
I don't like angry men
I just like my special friends


13. BLACK ROSE

(No lyrics available)


14. I WANT MYSELF AN OFFICE

I want myself an office where I can sit and drink
The content seem like coffee but it's not what you think
I have a computer that's used for different things
And my boss doesn't realize what joy it actually brings

I want myself an office

The telephone keeps ringing but the machine says I'm out
I will never answer it doesn't matter what you shout
Behind closed doors I can do whatever I want
"D.I.Y. D.I.Y" i think out loud

All I have to do is show a happy face
A cleancut look mothered with some grace
If I play my cards right I can have it all
But if i loose my touch I can loose it all and fall


15. NATURE BOY STRUT

To be the man
You gotta beat the man
To be the man
You gotta beat the man

Cause I'm a jet flyin'
Limo ridin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Son of a gun
And I do My nature boy strut

The dirtiest player
In the game
The dirtiest player
In the game


16. LOCAL OAFS ENTERTAINMENT

All expences paid
The kids are all afraid
And here we go here we go
theres gonna be some bloodspill tonite
Yeah tonite
Like the monkeys at the zoo and the people on TV
we gonna give it all just wait and you´ll see

The tension is high
The alcohol makes me blind


17. I WANNA DIE ALONE

I don't want no lovers
I don't want no friends
I don't want no women
I don't want no men

I wanna die alone

I don't want no fun
I don't want no youth
I don't wantsociety
I don't want know the truth

My girlfriend's made of tins and cans
My nine cats are my only friends
I don't care if you come by
I just I just wanna die


18. DO NOT EVER CRY

(No lyrics available)


19. MITT I FEJJAN

(No lyrics available)


20. O-O-O A-A-A

Everyday I have to work
Have good manners use a fork
Hello, good bye, how do you do?
I'm fine thanks, how ‘bout you?

But I don't want to use no plate
Just lay in bed and masturbate
I don't wanna use my brain
Or read Proust ever again

O-O-O A-A-A
O-O-O A-A-A
O-O-O A-A-A
O-O-O Oi! Oi! Oi!

What you've accomplished sickens me
I'm sick of your society
I wanna hairy and brown
Scrape my knuckles on the ground

But I don't want to use no plate
Throw my shit right in your face
I don't wanna use my brain
Or read Proust ever again


21. PGA DIG!

En mongoloid
Med en stadig min
Högstadiets kung
Jag vill slå igen din mun
Slå igen din mun

Intresse av sport
En bortglömd abort
Vaxad pung
Jag vill slå igen din mun
Slå igen din mun

Där du har din hockeyklubba har jag mitt gevär
Där du har din fotboll har jag min misär
Där du gömmer din porr har jag gömt min kniv
När du jobbar med turism tar jag mitt liv

Pga dig!

Handboll och dart
Lyckade resultat
Brudar i säng Ett jävla kläng
Ett jävla kläng


22. MY ASS IS FOR SALE SO PAY UP

(No lyrics available)


23. MOMMY DADDY P12

Mommy got a thing for me
Daddy got it inside of me
My leader makes me happy
This is my family

Mommy daddy P12 (I Love you)

I smoked when I was three
My parents treated me lovely
Now I live on summercamp
Right next to the campus tramp


24. TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

The third world will grow larger
And I will get a raise
Lots of people will die
Of mad cow desease and AIDS

Like Johnny Cash I'll never
Turn my frown upside down
My popcorn are too salty
Oh god I hate this town

You're negative
You're negative
You're negative
No, I'm just telling it like it is


25. YOU TALK TO ME YOU PICK A FIGHT

(No lyrics available)


26. BABYSITTER

If i ever would become a
Babysitter
I would shoot the kid

I would shoot myself
Babysitter


27. 88SVENSSON88

Snart så är det helg
Knulla supa slåss
Hämta barn på dagis
Aktuell rapport

Skicka brev till kommunen
Fuska med skatt
köpa sportglasögon
Mobba en mulatt

88Svensson88
88Svensson88 Stig Geil

Komma hem från jobbet
Ligga med en fru
Importerat öl
Suga asagud

Drömma om en MC
O bevara arisk ras
Tjacka lädervästar
Förakta dom på KAS

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