Local Oafs : TBA

Punk-Rock / Sweden
(2001 - Cage Match Federation)
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Letras


1. OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER

I don't wanna go to the dance (x3)
I'm old enough to know better


2. DIE YOU NEW AGE HIPPIE FREAK

Die you new age hippie freak we got no use for you
Die you new age hippie freak satanists are hippies too
Die you new age hippie freak you lie and that's the truth
Die you new age hippie freak you're messin' up the youth


3. NKPGHC

Stockholm is a dried up well Nyköping is Shangri-la
We never sing about the devil or hell And we don't play ska


4-5. (SHE WORE) HOOCHIE MAMA CLOTHING (AND I LIKED IT)

She wore hoochie mama clothing and I liked it
She wore hoochie mama clothing and I liked it


6. I NEED PADS AND A HELMET

I need pads and a helmet to get me through the day
Pads and a helmet to earn my pay
I need pads and a helmet to get me through the day
Pads and a helmet to earn my pay
I need pads and a helmet to get me through
I need pads and a helmet to get through to you
I need pads and a helmet to get me through
I need pads and a helmet to get through to you


7. YOU'RE LIKE ME

You got your macho attitiude
You come 'round here acting rude
But you're not Pig from Poison Idea
You're half a man just like me
Like me like me
I don't wanna be like you
'Cause I like Warhammer and Nintendo too
You are no Apollo Creed
You're a nerd just like me
Like me like me


8. LOCAL OAF

I can't even pronounce my name
Everyone's laughing always the same
All I do is spit and drewl
I'm known as the local fool
Local oaf
I never learned to play ball
I was clumsy I never grew tall
I'm the mongo with no emotions …no conclusions
Local oaf


9. GRIND THE POSER DOWN

I don't care about you I hate you, I hate you
I don't care about you I hate you, I hate you
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you


10. I HATE MY GENERATION

I'm just a boy like anybody else
But if I was like one of them I sure would hate myself
I hate my generation 'cause they're never satisfied
Sometimes I say I like them but we both know that's a lie
He hate his generation
I hate my generation
I hate my generation 'cause they never get enough
Of shitty books and shitty music all that crummy stuff
I hate my generation Yeah that's what I'm about
I hate my generation so let's hear the people shout:
He hate his generation
I hate my generation


11. FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

Tonight's the night when it all goes down
Tonight's the night for me
Tonight's the night when it all burns down
Tonight's I'll be free
Tonight's the night for me
Tomorrow I'll be free
I hope I'll die


12. AS THE GOOD CHRISTIAN I AM

I fucked that kid I killed that man
But I give you money That's how good I am
As the good christian I am
I lie and cheat But I confess to you
You always forgive I know the lord is true
As the good christian I am
Prostitution, money and lies
Corrupted christians A way of life
As the good christian I am


13. NERO THE EMPEROR

Nero nero he's our man If he can't save us no one can


14. TEENAGE QUEEN

I don't want no teenage queen
I don't want no teenage queen
I just want my M-16
I just want my M-16
I don't want no teenage queen
I don't want no teenage queen
I just want my M-16
I just want my M-16


15. ARTSY FARTSY FUCKFACE

Don't give me no poetry
Don't give me no hish-hash leaf
You talk too much, you hippie shit
Shut your mouth and suck my dick
You're an artsy fartsy fuckface
You think you're so intellectual
When you smell bad and look bizarre
You have long hair you're never clean
I wanna see your face when I break your spleen
You're an artsy fartsy fuckface


16-17. TODAY I KILL / TOMORROW I DIE

Put me out of my misery
Beat me beat me violently
Do it tonight
Use some scissors use a knife
End my fucking worthless life
Do it tonight...Allright
Do it now, do it fast
Seal the windows, turn on the gas
Do it tonight..Allright


18. BRAIN PAIN

Brain pain (x8)

I can't think because my brain hurts (x2)

Brain pain (x4)


19. LICK MY BOOT MOD MOTHERFUCKER

You are going to my parties,
You are talking to my friends,
You are eating my food,
Will the madness never end?
I might not be Ringo,
I might not be Paul
But for all I know
You´re stealing from the poor
I don't wanna see your face here again,
I don't wanna see your face


20. LOWLIFE DELUXE

You fucking phonies (x4)
Fuck you (x2)


21. 1-2-3-5

1235 back to school again
1235 I'm a mongo again
1235 I'm a slave again
1235 back to one
I don't know how to count
I don't know how to read
All I know is that I'm alone
I got no one
1235 back to school again
1235 I'm a mongo again
1235 I'm a slave again
1235 back to one

22. ÜBERWOMAN

You are sitting in the bar with that fancy drink
That costs more than my clothes
You are wigglin your hips down the street
And you think I'm gross
You are an über, über, überwoman
Your big apartment never stinks
'Cause you never throw up
Your parents love you and your grades are good
'Cause you never fuck up
You are an über, über, überwoman


23. HONEY I'M HOME

1-2 tie your shoe Walk the dog, don't be a log
Shut up and be grateful for what you've got Do your homework never stop
Lie, cheat, be a man Do that job and get that check
Don't you ever question why Don't be a downer in a happy crowd
I don't wanna wash myself today 'Cause I don't wanna be like you
I don't wanna go to school today 'Cause I don't wanna be a fool


24. I JUST WANT A CHILD

I got no one to talk to
I got no one to laugh at
I got no one to be mad at
I just wanna be a dad
I just want a child
I got no one to talk to
I got no one to laugh at
I got no one to be mad at
I just wanna be a dad
I just want a child


25-26. (IF YOU CALL MY TOWN FUKKTOWN) / I CALL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

We got no hare krishna Telling us what to eat
No artsies rule our parties There's no polarbears on our streets
If you call my town fukktown I call you motherfucker (x4)

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