1. VIVA LAS VIOLENCE

I love violent TV shows
Hit old ladies as they cross the road
Feed my neighbors dog anti-freeze
And I just have to laugh
At Christopher Reeves

Yeah viva los violence

Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G.
Motherfuckers can't you see
That violence is the only thing
That entertains me

Yeah viva los violence

Murder, murder, yes indee K.I.L.L.I.N.G.


2. THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT

Mom and dad I'm not sorry
For putting bullets in your bodies
One day I hope you'll understand
That I did it for the man... yeah
Well he gave me a command
He said "kill your mom and dad"
He said "it's time to be a man"
And fill 'em full of lead and now...

The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again

Mom and dad you're beautiful
With bullet holes in your skulls
And red looks good on you two
Good bye, good ridance, I hate you
It was a really simple plan
Go in and kill mom and dad
There's just one lesson to be learned
You fuck with me
You'll sleep with worms and now...

The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again

Mom and dad I'm not sorry
For dismembering your bodies
In fact it was a dream come true
To have the honor to kill you
I hope you're both doing fine
With your God up in the sky
Well me I'm doing well
In the luxuries of hell and now...

The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again



3. GIVE HER TO THE MONSTERS

Bring her to the castle
She's putting up a hassle
Baby's gonna die at 12 midninght tonight
We'll give her to the monsters
And witness all the horror
Baby's gonna die, right before our eyes

And we'd die for you, and we'd die

Give her to the monsters, baby's gonna die
Baby's gonna die, die

There's no need to cry
Because you've been chosen to die
So scream all you want
No one will get to you in time
We'll do a stupid chant
And a stupid little dance
Then we will proceed
To chop off your head


4. SMOTHER MY BROTHER

You stupid dick, you fucking prick
You make me sick, so fucking sick
I'll put a pillow on your face
And smother it... yeah

It would be nice to end your life
No holidays, get togethers
You smother underneath a pillow
Filled with feathers

In your room I'll creep
As you fucking sleep
I'll take your pillow case
And place it comfortably in your face

I'm gonna smother my brother

Brotherly love, who gives a fuck
I put a pillow upon your face
I hold it there till you're
Blue in the face... yeah

Do unto others, as they do unto you
My brother fucked me too many times
And now I'm gonna fuck him too... alright!


5. PLANET OF THE APES

I crash my ship into the sea
Oh my God, where could I be
I swim to shore, what do I see
A bunch of fucking monkeys
Coming after me

Well I know I won't
Make it home by tomorrow
And I refuse to die on
This planet of horrors

I know that there's no escape
Here on this planet of the apes
Get your paws off me
You damn dirty ape
Here on this planet of the apes

They take my pride and dignity
And not mention, my voice from me
But they don't realize until I say
Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape


6. EVIL IS GOOD

Well, God gave us a big black eye
And the Devil puts a steak on it
And says it's alright
They tell us we must choose a side
Well why does the darker one
Say it's alright

Well, the world's telling us we're doomed
And they don't aprove of pointy hats
And magic with brooms
Well, now I've got a question for you
Well, if God's so fucking perfect
Why did he fuck up on you?

They tell us if we pray
That when we die
We will go to a better place
Well I don't wanna do
The things I should
'Cause it feels good to be evil
'Cause evil is good

Well, you go to church on sunday
To wash away the shit
You did the past 6 days
Now you're on your knees to pray
Well we pray your stupid God
Will come and take you away


7. WE HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW

I was talking to myself last night,
And we decided that it's better that we disconnect your life
It's nothing personal but then again i guess it is
You're screaming, begging, bleeding, ask them why..
Well that's simple..
We have decided you must die

We'll execute you
With lots of classic style
And that's enough to make you smile
Yes we have to kill you now..(4x)
Eeny Meeny Miny Mo,
Catch my bitch by her toe
If she hollers I won't let go
No..

I gonna show your life the door
Yes we have to kill you now.. (4x)
Take my hand darling don't be affraid
I just wanna decorate the walls with your face
I get such a pleasure, from such a pain
I just take a beer and watch you drain
Yes we have to kill you now.. (4x)


8. KUNG FU YOU

Hong Kong, Tokyo
This fists of fury gonna break your nose
And it's a showdown and it's a throwdown
Bloodbath down in China Town

There is nothing that you can do
When I unleash hell on you
Money back I gaurantee
We're gonna kung fu you... kung fu you!

Don't know karate, I know K-Razy
Big trouble in little China baby
Don't need a Banzi tree or Mr. Miagi
I'm lethal weapon with my hands and feet


9. MURDER PIE

Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb
Well I'm bored and I'm stupid
And I think I wanna kill someone
Well I got the recipe
Gonna follow all the instructions
Take a pinch of salt
A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah

I hope you got yourself an appetite
The first bites gonna blow your mind

Get yourself a slice of murder pie

Peter Piper picked a pepper
But he's a fucking bumb
And I've got a sweet tooth for
Chaos and destruction
I've got a recipe that will
Make Betty Crocker cum
Because I bake my pies down in hell
Not in the oven... Oh yeah


10. EAT DRUGS FIRST

I won't tune my guitar
I won't even start my car
I won't even get out of bed
Unless I've got it fucking up my head

We've got no future
And we've got no hope
We don't wanna do anything
Until we get our dope

That's why we eat drugs first

We don't know wrong from right
According to your stereo type
And yes we've got our problems
And we don't even care to solve 'em


11. CELEBRITY SKINNED

Rosie O, Kathy Lee
Martha Stewart wanna watch you bleed
I'd take that cow Oprah Winfrey
And chop her into hamburger meat

I would pay any price to
See celebrities skinned alive
Because I would pay any price to
See celebrities skinned alive...Oh yeah

I'd take that fuck on MTV
Peel off his skin and see what's underneath
But most of all I'd take Billy Graham
And slice his ass like a god damn ham

I would pay any price to
See celebrities skinned alive
Because I would pay any price to
See celebrities skinned alive...Oh yeah


12. DEAD AND BREAKFAST

Well tonight you sit in our home
In a chair made of
Chainsawed fingers and bones
The ashes in the ash tray
Aren't from cigarettes
It's the chared remains
Of the family pet

The blood drips from your face
Now with my finger I take a taste
Granpa will be down soon
He's as fast as Jesse James and Cool Hand Luke
Now the cook is cooking up a stew
And the special ingredient is you
Stop your crying, don't make a fuss
You should be honored to be here with us
At this dead and breakfast

You know what they say
An apple a day
Won't keep the death away...


13. BARK AT THE MOON

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengeance is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone
In empty burning Hell-unholy one
But now he's returned to prove them wrong

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

And when he finds who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him bark at the moon


14. GALACTIC CHICKEN SHIT

Paranormal chicken geek
Drugged up superstar fiend
Genderbending galactic freak
Sci-fi lobotomy

Exorcism, circumcision
Horrifying gruesome scene
Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking
Brain dead neurotic fiend

Galactic Chicken Shit (X2)

A basketcase stitched-up face
Be all you can be
Chiller, killer, monster thriller
Trigger happy zombie

Radiation, masturbation
Infect the other human beings
Supersonic, chronic, vomit
Barbed wire cock ring

Galactic Chicken Shit (X2)