1. OUR LAWYER MADE US CHANGE THE NAME OF THE SONG SO WE WOULDN’T GET SUED

Brothers and sisters put this record down
Take my advice (‘cause we are bad news)
We will leave you high and dry
It’s not worth the hearing you’ll lose
It’s just past 8 and I’m feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”
We’re only liars, but we’re the best (we’re the best)
We’re only good for the latest trends
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense
Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
Into your notebook (spit lines like these)
We’re friends when you’re on your knees
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet
It’s just past 8 and I’m feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”
We’re only liars, but we’re the best (we’re the best)
We’re only good for the latest trends
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense
We’re only liars, but we’re the best
We’re only good for the latest trends
We’re only liars, but we’re the best
We’re only good for the latest trends
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense


2. OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD

(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
You only hold me up like this
Cause you don’t know who I really am
Sometimes I just want to know what it’s like to be you
We’re making out inside crashed cars
We’re sleeping through all our memories
I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (now I only waste it dreaming of you)
Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
Cause all of our moves make up for the silence
And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase
Like I’ll never be the same
You only hold me up like this
Cause you don’t know who I really am
I used to waste my time on
Waste my time on
Waste my time dreaming of being alive (now I only waste it dreaming of you)
Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
Cause all of our moves make up for the silence
And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase
Like I’ll never be the same
I’ve got headaches and bad luck but they couldn’t touch you, no
I’ve got headaches and bad luck but they couldn’t touch you, no
I’m not trying
You only hold me up like this
Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
Cause all of our moves make up for the silence
And oh, the way your makeup stains
Like I’ll never be the same
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)


3. DANCE, DANCE

She says she’s no good with words but I’m worse
Barely stuttered out
A joke of a romantic stuck to my tongue
And weighed down with words too overdramatic
Tonight it’s “it cant get much worse”
Vs. “no one should ever feel like..”
I’m two quarters and a heart down
And I don’t want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I write them
I need them just to get by
Dance, Dance
We’re falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance, this is the way they’d love
If they knew how misery loved me
You always fold just before you’re found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I…
I’m two quarters and a heart down
And I don’t want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I write them
I need them just to get by
Why don’t you show me a little bit of spine
You’ve been saving for his mattress, love
Dance, Dance
We’re falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance, this is the way they’d love
If they knew how misery loved me
Why don’t you show me a little bit of spine
You’ve been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me
Dance, Dance
We’re falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you love to lead
Dance this is the way they’d love (way they’d love)
Dance this is the way they’d love (way they’d love)
Dance this is the way they’d love
If they knew how misery loved me
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance


4. SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you’re just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don’t mind me I’m watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you’re just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We’re going down, down (down, down)
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

5. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

Drink down that Gin and Kerosene,
And come spit on bridges with me,
Just to keep us warm.
Light a match to leave me be.
Light a match to leave me be.
I’ll keep my jealousy close,
‘Cause it’s all mine.
And if you say this makes you happy,
Then I’m not the only one lying.
[Chorus: x2]
Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I’ll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relives a failure every day.
And I’ll keep my jealousy close,
‘Cause it’s all mine.
And if you say this makes you happy,
Then I’m not the only one lying.
Drink down that Gin and Kerosene,
And come spit on bridges with me,
Just to keep us warm.
Light a match to leave me be.
Light a match to leave me be.
[Chorus x2]
So wear me like a locket around your throat.
I’ll weigh you down.
I’ll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.
[x3]
[Chorus: x3]
[comes back in during chorus 2nd time:]
(So wear me like a locket around your throat.
I’ll weigh you down.
I’ll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.)


6. I’VE GTO A DARK ALLEY AND A BAD IDEA THAT SAYS YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR MOUTH (SUMMER SONG)

Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of “best friends”
We’re the kids who feel like dead ends
And I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses
I took a shot and didn’t even come close
At trust and love and hope
And the poets are just kids who didn’t make it
Who never had it at all
And the record won’t stop skipping
And the lies just won’t stop slipping
And besides my reputation’s on the line
We can fake it for the airwaves
Force our smiles, baby, half dead
From comparing myself to everyone else around me
Please put the doctor on the phone because I’m not making any sense
Blame everyone but me for this mess
And my back has been breaking from this heavy heart
We never seemed so far
I’m hopelessly hopeful, that you’re just hopeless enough
But we never had it at all
And the record won’t stop skipping
And the lies just won’t stop slipping
And besides my reputation’s on the line
We can fake it for the airwaves
Force our smiles, baby, half dead
From comparing myself to everyone else around me
to everyone else around me
everyone else around me
everyone else around me


7. 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN (ATAVAN HALEN)

I’m sleeping my way out of this one
With anyone who will lie down
I’ll be stuck fixated on one star
When the world is crashing down
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
But you’ve got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
I’m sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn’t you
I’m not going home alone
Cause I don’t do too well on my own
I’m sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn’t you
I’m not going home alone
Cause I don’t do too well on my own
The only thing worse than not knowing
Is you thinking that I don’t know
I’m having another episode
I just need a stronger dose
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
But you’ve got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
I’m sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn’t you
I’m not going home alone
Cause I don’t do too well on my own
I’m sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn’t you
I’m not going home alone
Cause I don’t do too well on my own
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
But you’ve got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I’m not the desperate type
I’m sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn’t you
I’m not going home alone
Cause I don’t do too well on my own


8. SOPHOMORE SLUMP OR COMEBACK OF THE YEAR

Are we growing up or just going down?
It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out
Take our tears and put them on ice
Cause I swear I’d burn this city down to show you the light
We’re the therapists pumping through your speakers
Delivering just what you need
We’re well read and poised
We’re the best boys
We’re the chemists who’ve found the formula
To make your heart swell and burst
No matter what they say, don’t believe a word
Cause I’ll keep singing this lie if you’ll keep believing it
I’ll keep singing this lie
I’ll keep singing this lie
Are we growing up or just going down?
It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out
Take our tears and put them on ice
Cause I swear I’d burn this city down to show you the light
We’re traveled like gypsies
Only with worse luck and far less gold
We’re the kids you used to love
But then we grew old
We’re the lifers here till the bitter end
Condemned from the start
Ashamed of the way
The songs and the words own the beating of our hearts
Cause I’ll keep singing this lie
I’ll keep singing this lie
Are we growing up or just going down?
It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out
take our tears and put them on ice
Cause I swear I’d burn this city down to show you the light
There’s a drug in the thermostat to warm the room up
And there’s another around to help us bend your trust
I’ve got a sunset in my veins
And I need to take a pill to make this town feel okay
The best part of “Believe” is the “Lie”,
I hope you sing along and you steal a line
I need to keep you like this in my mind
So give in or just give up [x2]
Are we growing up or just going down?
Are we growing up or just going down?
It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out
Take our tears and put them on ice
Cause I swear I’d burn this city down to show you the light


9. CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS, REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS

You are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head
But me, I’m just the covers on top of your bed
You steer away in a rear view mirror, you make my head swim
I keep you warm and won’t ask you where you’ve been
With your backless black dress soaked to the skin
When it’s said and done they’re all scrambling
And we’re friends, yeah we’re friends
Just because we move units
Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame
The sounds of this small town make my ears hurt
Oh yeah, you caught me. But I caught you one worse
They say, “You want a war? You’ve got a war.”
But who are you fighting for?
The tides out, the ship’s run aground
We drown traitors in shallow water
With your backless black dress soaked to the skin
When it’s said and done they’re all scrambling
And we’re friends, yeah we’re friends
Just because we move units
Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame
Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame


10. I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE IN FALL OUT BOY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID SONG WRITTEN ABOUT ME

I found the cure to growing older
And you’re the only place that feels like home
Just so you know, you’ll never know
And some secrets weren’t meant to be told
I found the cure to growing older
I’m the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I’ve got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I’m the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it’s
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can’t cover it up
Can’t cover it up
Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lip
I’m sending your fingernails and empty bottles you’ve sipped
Back to your family cause I know you will be missed
So you can find a safe place, brace yourself
They call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone
But for what we’ve become, we just feel more alone
Always weigh what I’ve lost against what I left
Progress report: I am missing you to death
[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it’s
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can’t cover it up
Can’t cover it up
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Always borrowed
Always you
I found a cure to growing older
I found a cure to growing older
[Chorus: x2]
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it’s
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can’t cover it up
Can’t cover it up


11. A LITTLE LESS SIXTEEN CANDLES, A LITTLE MORE “TOUCH ME”

I confess, I messed up
Dropping “I’m sorry”’s like you’re still around
And I know you dressed up
“Hey kid you’ll never live this down”
And you’re just the girl all the boys want to dance with
And I’m just the boy who’s had too many chances
I’m sleeping on your folk’s porch again, dreaming
She said, she said, she said, “Why don’t you just drop dead?”
I don’t blame you for being you
But you can’t blame me for hating it
So say what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early ‘cause I know I’m always late
Write me off, give up on me
'Cause darling, what did you expect?
I’m just off a lost cause
A long shot, don’t even take this bet
You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
I’m sleeping on your folk’s porch again, dreaming
She said, she said, she said, “Why don’t you just drop dead?”
I don’t blame you for being you
But you can’t blame me for hating it
So say what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I’m always late
Always on
You said you’d keep me honest
(Always on)
But I won’t call you on it
I don’t blame you for being you
But you can’t blame me for hating it
So say what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I’m always late
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I’m always late


12. GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING (DO YOUR PART TO SAVE THE SCENE AND STOP GOING TO SHOWS)

This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters
We never stood a chance
And I’m not sure if it matters
If you are the shores, I am the waves begging for big moons
I’m mailing letters to addresses in a ghost town
(your secret’s out)
I know this hurts, it was meant to (it was meant to)
Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one
And it’s mind over (you don’t don’t) matter
This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters
But it must be said again that all us boys are just screaming
Into microphones for attention
Because we’re just so bored
We never knew that you would pick it apart, oh
I’m falling apart to songs about hips and hearts
(your secret’s out)
I know this hurts, it was meant to (it was meant to)
Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one
And it’s mind over (you don’t don’t) matter
I used to obsess over living,
Now I only obsess over you
Tell me you’d like boys like me better
In the dark lying on top of you
This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters [x4]
I know this hurts, it was meant to (it was meant to)
Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one
And it’s mind over (you don’t don’t don’t don’t) matter
[Talking:]
From day one I talked about getting out
But not forgetting about
How my worst fears are letting out
He said why put a new address
On the same old loneliness
When breathing just passes the time
Until we all just get old and die
Now talking’s just a waste of breath
And living’s just a waste of death
And why put a new address
On the same old loneliness
And this is you and me
And me and you
Until we’ve got nothing left


13. XO

I comb the crowd and pick you out
My mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out
It starts eyes closed to fingers crossed
“To I swear, I say”
“To I swear, I say”
To hands between legs, to “whatever it takes”
To drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door
To the “love”, I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
“What did it ever do for me” I say (I say, I say, I say)
It never calls me when I’m down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both
Love never wanted me
“I hoped you choked
And crashed your car”
Hey “tear catcher”, that’s all that you are
And ever were
From the start
I swear, I say
I swear, I say
To hands between legs, to “whatever it takes”
To drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door
To the “love”, I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
“What did it ever do for me” I say
It never calls me when I’m down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both, no
To the “love” I left my conscience pressed
Through the keyhole I watched you dress
Kiss and tell
(Loose lips sink ships)
[x3]
To the “love” I left my conscience pressed [x3]
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
“What did it ever do for me” I say


14. SNITCHES AND TALKERS GET STITCHES AND WALKERS

Show me, show me, show me a starry-eyed kid
I, I, I will break his jaw
I won’t, I won’t, I won’t let him get his hopes up
No-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
And I will save him from himself
Here’s a picture with a note
“No, don’t turn out like me”
It’s only for your own good
No-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
And haven’t you heard
The word on the street is
“I lost it, called it quits”
Get out into the sun,
Out from behind the gossip
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
This story’s getting old
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
Keep, k-keep talking
Keep this alive
This story’s getting old
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind now-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow
Hey, hey [x3]
Even when there’s
N-n-n-n-nothing worth living for
You’re still, you’re still, still worth lying for
N-no one has to know-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow
And haven’t you heard
The word on the street is
“I lost it, called it quits”
Get out into the sun
Out from behind the gossip
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
This story’s getting old
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
Keep, k-keep talking
Keep this alive
This story’s getting old (This story’s getting old)
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind now-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow
This story’s getting old
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
Keep, k-keep talking
Keep this alive
This story’s getting old (This story’s getting old)
The home wrecker with the heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind now-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow
N-n-now, ow-ow, ow-ow [x3]
Stop!


15. THE MUSIC OR THE MISERY

I got my stitches stitched, I got my fixes fixed,
In my aching head, I got my kisses slit.
Our gossip lips stuttered every word I said, I said,
I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back.
It’s true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.
And if you wanna go down in history then I’m your prince,
Because they’ve got me in a bad way I’ve never seen a heart I couldn’t break.
It was never about the songs, it was competition.
Make the biggest scene, make the biggest…
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
I’m casually obsessed and I’ve forgiven death,
I am indifferent, yet (I am a total wreck)
I’m every cliche, but I simply do it best.
And if you wanna go down in history then I’m your prince,
Because they’ve got me in a bad way I’ve never seen a heart I couldn’t break.
It was never about the songs, it was competition,
Make the biggest scene, make the biggest…
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
(Go!)
I went to sleep a poet, and I woke up a fraud,
To calm your nerves I’m feeling for my clothes in the dark.
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.
Which came first, the music or the misery?
We’re high-fashion, we’re last chances.