1. WHY TUCKER?

My pretty doll, as I used to call you
Tonight don't expect me to hold you
I'm gonna spend the night in another bed
Alone or fucking another bitch instead (of you)
You still don't get it ? It's over !
If I change my mind, it means I'm not sober
Now and later
No feelings, no desire
Cause you set my soul on fire
And I'm glad that I know this motherfucker
But I can't figure it out : why Tucker ?

Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker ?
There are millions of men on the planet
And you cheat on me... with Tucker

Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker
Can't you see he's a monster ?
The most hideous thing ever !
Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker ?
Oh shit !
You just couldn't find worse
(If you wanna be unfaithful to me, I think I deserve better)
You were not even forced
(If you wanna be unfaithful to me, I think I deserve better)

Tell me buddy, what are you doing there ?
Here's the civilization and you should live with the bears
How did it come to this ?
What have I done to her
For her to take the risk
To kiss this animal and even more than this ?
One piece of advice, Tucker : enjoy your teeth
Cause this is the last time
That you can speak with all of them before I make you swallow them till the last one
Two, three, four
Do you want more ?
Doesn't matter if you don't ask for :
I'll hit you « encore » !

Why why why why why why why
Wawewa why why why why why why why
(One more time)
Babeba why why why why why why why
Wawewa why why why why why why why...

Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker
Can't you see he's a monster ?
The most hideous thing ever !
Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker ?
Oh shit !
You just couldn't find worse
(If you wanna be unfaithful to me, I think I deserve better)
You were not even forced
(If you wanna be unfaithful to me, I think I deserve better)

Wait a minute... it's not over !

In this hotel room
I'm in a bad mood
Standing at the window
Staring at the sad moon
But let's stop poetry
I should hang you from a tree
« Sorry honey, you know my love's as strong as it can be... »
Don't bullshit me !
« You're my fate... »
It's too late
« I love you... »
Fuck you and fuck Bryan Adams too
Chebelibee go to hell baby
Cause everything I do, now
I just do it for me
Forget you is the only way to set myself free
« Forgive me... »
Don't ask me !

As Chester says :
Sometimes goodbye's the only way
Tomorrow will not be like today
Tomorrow will not be like today
Tomorrow... I will be happy again

Fortunately I'm not alone
In the world
Of course I can get along
With a lotta girls
By the way, this is Lucy
You see, she's more beautiful then you'll ever be
Later in the street, guess who I meet
Toothless, but he flips me the bird with no stress
Haven't got enough ? Alright :
Chicachicachick-freak, here's a funny trick :
Abracada click-pow ! Look, you got no dick now !

« Man, you just shot my penis off... Oh it hurts so much ! »
Serves you right, fuck face
« I'm sorry pretty baby, you know my love is just for you
I'm sorry pretty baby, forget this bitch I love you »
SHUT UP !

Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker
Can't you see he's a monster ?
The most hideous thing ever !
Why ?
Why did you choose Tucker...

Charly, we can't finish the song like that...
I don't give a damn, I'ma bring it back !
I'm gonna bring that beat back...
I'm gonna bring that riff back !
Come on everybody let's rock this place
This crazy sound hits you like a brick in the face
That song is that long cause we don't wanna leave
Repeat after me if you still wanna live
Equinox rocks
Equinox rocks
Equinox rocks
Yeah...
Remember our name
Cause soon we'll be standing in the Hall of Fame !