1. INTRO

[Chorus](x4)
Ain't no party like a Daggermouth party!
Cuz the Daggermouth party don't stop!

What's up all you two-timing bitches
Daggermouth here to set the record straight
Representing Rain City, Canada
Where the sun don't shine
Schooling kids since 2004
Gonna take your girl, your sister and your mom
So watch your back
Daggermouth's coming to your city to show you how it's done
You motherfuckers, oh shit yeah!


2. I DANCE TO TRANCE IN GARBAGE BAG PANTS

Now that I know you've finally come clean.
I've had enough of chasing you.
Come on baby you know what I mean.
And I said I've let myself fall down
The lines you fed me that I believed.
Girls like you are never happy.

Say your sorry, I'm still waiting here. (x2)

Did you really think that you could get away with this?
You lied to my face but now you're the disgrace.
So my friends hate you and there's nothing I can do.
I hope you miss me now I'm gone
And that's why I wrote you this song

Say your sorry, I'm still waiting here. (x2)

[Outro](x2)
Dudes night out.
Is what it's all about


3. HIT 'EM HIGH, HIT 'EM LOW, DON FLAMINGO

Something has got to change because this isn't real.
And I know that you can't possibly know how I feel.

Time and time again you let me down
Now why am I your friend.
Time and time again you let me down
Now why am I your friend.
This time it ends.
Lets not pretend.

Everything you say is bullshit and I hate you.
Will you look me in the eyes
When I smack you down to size.

Here we go again; let's hear it for my best friend.
What can I say? You don't deserve that girl anyway.
I should take her from you so you know how it feels to be betrayed

I don't need you.
But you still call me.
You're so pathetic
I hate your face.

Now I wish that I had never even met you.
A year wasted with you I feel so empty.
And now you ask me if I'll be there for you next year.

Today I don't care, I don't care (x4)


4. DOES ANYONE KNOWWHAT SNFU STANDS FOR?

So here we go I can't let you down you'll never know
That I lied to you from the start
Well here I am singing my heart out.
I wish you saw what I see the things you hate inside of me.

[Chorus](x3)
Said you're leaving now I got to say that I've let go
You're on your own


5. VEGAS CHAFFE, BRUTHA I GOT IT TOO

This stomach pain is back again
Visits me like an old friend
I'll be the one curled up on the floor
And you know I can't go on feeling this way
My body is a joke

[Pre-Chorus]
And you say you're wasting your day as you sleep until noon
And I know I'd rather be alone
Time will tell what I can do

[Chorus](x2)
Can't handle this
What I've given is all I've got to give

Excuse me doctor this doesn't work
This medication, it still hurts
Seven pills a day should keep this at bay
And you know I can't go on feeling this way
My body is a joke.

[Pre-Chorus]

And I never got to say, how much I hurt today.(x2)

The dull blade of pain cuts me tonight
Someone's waiting I'm stuck in this life

[Chorus](x2)


6. SHILDO'S QUEST: LEGACY OF THE DUNG

Three years to the day since you sent me on my way
And I'm still ashamed for letting you hurt me this way
And I can't face that look of disgrace
Again I disagree and that's the part you hate most about me

[Chorus]
(I'm still ashamed, for what you did to me)
I can't wait another year, so filled with fear
I can't face another year, there's no way

Five years to the day I feel so helpless, lead astray
You hurt me again by pretending to be my friend
Now I can see just what you mean
I've had enough of you and all the stupid fuckin' things you do

(I'm still ashamed, for what you did to me)
I can't wait another year, so filled with fear
I can't wait another year, so filled with fear
So filled with fear, so filled with fear, so filled with fear

[Bridge](x2)
You say you can't be alone
You say you can't let go

Five years to the day I feel so helpless, lead astray...

[Outro](x2)
Where you gonna be when I get home tonight?
I guess you're getting a little sick of losing every fight


7. PUMP LUBE AND GARY THE BEAR

Feeling this way the things that you say
I looked at your photo and I cried today
I'd kill him for you
Now that you know that I can't let go
This came between us and I can't believe this
I'd kill him for you

[Chorus]
What did you say
What did you mean
Whoa...

Now that you know I can't slow down
Yeah you know I can't slow down

[Chorus]
I can't slow down...

Now that you know I can't slow down
Yeah you know I can't slow down


8. THE VERBAL UZI. MOO YOU FUCKING BITCHES!

I know you hate me for the things I do
That's okay because I hate you too
I'll tell my friends that you'll never be one of them
I'd rather die alone than talk to you

You called out my name
Getting a little sick of all your stupid games
You called out my name
Getting a little sick of all your stupid games

So we sit here again in silence and pretend
That there's something going on
With me and my friend
And I wish I knew what you were thinking too
I've had enough of this shit and I'm leaving you

You said you knew and I'm pretty sure that you did too
You said you knew and I'm pretty sure that you did too

That you did too (x3)


9. LASSIE'S LAST DANCE

It's raining still everyone is down except for me
Those memories
Growing up in a different country

[Chorus](x2)
You're still inside me
It's been a long November, long November

So you say that we'll never change
But distance has a way of playing funny games
It's funny now
Looking back I said I'd wouldn't stay

[Chorus](x2)

[Outro](x2)
Feel the rhythm
Let it go
Feel the rhythm...


10. A MERKIN IN THE STREETS

A guilty kiss goodnight to you
And I'm not sorry 'cause I had to
And now that you're leaving I know
I can't let go
Come back to me when you turn 23
Maybe then you'll see
What it feels like to be in love with me

Now you know where I stand
This gun is loaded and it's cocked in my left hand
Waiting for this pain to end
I know you will never see this fucking face again

[Chorus](x2)
So this is it for you and me
A chapter closed and now I'm free
I'm sick, sick of faking it

Another day yeah
The things you say yeah
And I just want to be there when you drop down to your knees
So I can finally say "fuck you"!

[Bridge](x3)
Now you say you're sorry.
But it's too late 'cause I'm not waiting

[Chorus](x2)


11. THE DUDE JUST WANTS HIS RUG BACK

A black cloud descends on me I'm not so scared
I've been here before standing here staring at this door
Sweaty palms and sweaty lungs
I'm so damn scared
I'm dying tonight I can't breathe I can't fight

[Chorus](x2)
I'm worse for wear
Can't face the world will wait for me

Please help me I cant do this alone
I'm sick of being on my own
Broken arms and broken wings set me free
I'm dying to meet you
Yes dying to meet you somehow

[Chorus](x2)

Come on let's go you can't always stay home
Been waiting by my phone
I'll be there tonight
I'll be there tonight

[Outro](x2)
Stay with me
I'll be waiting here to meet you
Dying to meet you


12. TEXAS JOHN'S SWEET HERBAL REMEDY

Why you gotta say the things that you don't mean in any case
I know you lied I'm sick and I'm tired
Of having to look at your sorry face
I feel your lips but I hate the taste

[Chorus](x2)
Never gonna get it back
Never gonna get it back again oh yeah!

You say "hey Nick I think this has got to end"
Well yeah, after all you slept with my best friend
Now I wish I had cut you off before you whore
Those tears I see there's no need to pretend

[Chorus](x2)

[Outro](x2)
(I'm so sick and tired)
Can't you see the things you've done to me

(I'm so sick and tired)
[Chorus]

(I'm so sick and tired)
[Chorus]


13. WRESTLEMANIA 5: HULK HOGAN VS. MACHO MAN... WINNER GETS MISS ELIZABETH'S LOVE

Let me make this clear
I don't need another favor from you
You're causing problems
You're always causing problems for me

I don't think you quite understand
The bottle's half empty
I will die by your hand

No need to fight 'cause I'm not the one that's holding the knife
No need to fight 'cause I don't need you in my fucking life

[Chorus](x4)
The bullets in the gun and yes I'm trying
To erase all the memories of you but I'm dying

Pull yourself together
Get you fucking life together
You don't need me like I don't need you
Your dependence it get's my back up
I'm not your problem, I'm not your problem


14. THIS IS WHERE THE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE WOULD BE IF WE HAD ANY WHAMMY!

I don't ever want to see your fucking face again!


15. SING IT AGAIN ROOKIE BIATCH

As I stand here before your grave
I know now, my life has changed
What else can I say? You were like a father to me
And I know I surely can't let go of this dream
Nothing will come between you and me

[Chorus]
I promised you the day I left town
I won't let you down
I promised you the day I left town
I'm still fighting

I'll see you when I'm on tour
I'll lay an album on the ground
And you'll know why I moved away that summer
And I know I surely can't let go of this dream
Nothing will come between you and me

[Chorus]

[Outro](x6)
I know you did not die in vain
I will pursue this dream again