1. BACKFIRED

Your plan, your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face.

You came into my life to test me
Your diplomatic drag depressed me
The glitter in your eyes undressed me
You were polished slick
Really thick
Wasting time dropping lines like
"I could get you into movies".

But we wound up at Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go.

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face.

To steal my mind was your objective
The way you spoke was too aggressive
The silly jokes were not impressive
Like "A travelling salesman met a farmer with three Daughters", yet
All the quips were so suggestive.

Then we ran down to Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go.

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face.

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes
Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break
Well, don't slip on your lips cause you're talking so fast
Buying for first, crying for last
Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down
I've got strong connections all over town
Just drop to a dead stop (what?).

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face.

You were polished slick. Really thick
Wasting time dropping lines
Backfired.

"A travelling salesman met a farmer with three daughters", Yet
Backfired.

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Couldn't work out no
Backfired
My man, your plan
Backfired in your face
It backfired
Backfired
Your plan just backfired
Oh no, it couldn't work out, backfired
Better get a new line and try it again
Slick performance on demand
Backfired
You better back up fast and head out west
You may still collect
Backfired
It backfired
Your plan backfired
Too bad
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired.

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes
Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break
Well, don't slip on your lips cause you're talking so fast
Buying for first, crying for last
Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down
I've got strong connections all over town
Just drop to a dead stop.


2. MILITARY RAP

Alright you maggots!
Get it up!
Do you love me?
I can't hear you!

Pick em up and put em down.
You're in the army now.
We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too.

Shoulders back and stomach in.
We'll teach you discipline.
Mother's sons and father's daughters - shut it up and Follow orders.

Study up on weaponry.
The m-16, the m-15.
Sammy knows the enemy.
Flim flam big slam tell the major what you see.
Hut hut hut hut!
Ayattolah rock the house.
(? ) with minnie mouse.
Donald duck is going red.
Goofy's working for the feds.
8 ball in the side pocket.
I just shot my last rocket!
I'm coming back!
They're on my tail!
Aren't you glad I escaped from jail?.

Bangkok rocks!
Bangkok rocks!
Girls on the strip.
It's a one way trip.
Bangkok rocks!
Patpong, patpong, patpong.
Bangkok rocks!.

Soldiers dine for free.
Nato's up a tree.
Tours at 9 and 3!.

Go now, pray later.
It's a lay-away plan!
Free vacation in iran!
Stop and see the middle east.
Miles and miles of lovely beach.
Get that coppertone tan on radioactive sand.

Those at home just got a directive.
All report to the neighborhood collective.
10 hours a day making makeup so the girls at the front can Be more attractive.
If I die on the russian front, bury me with russian mud.
If they drop us in the east.