1. MAN OVERBOARD (ALBUM VERSION)


So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone


Let's take some time to talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
'Cause in the end it's fucking useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend
Drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come
Down
You can only lean on me for so long


I remember shots without a chaser
Absentminded thoughts, now you're a
Stranger
Cover up the scars put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face


You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend
Drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come
Down
You can only lean on me for so long
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone


Man on a mission, can't say I miss him
Around
Insider information, hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend best of intentions I
Found
Tight lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around


2. 13 MILES (LIVE)

13 miles down the road lives a young boy
Hes got jet black hair and blue green eyes
And hes mine.

And every now and then he and i will sit together on the Porch
And i take off his pants and i fuck him from behind

And I love him for his mind and soul
And I love his wrinkled scrotum too

So if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy day
Take a look at the young boy and his naked asshole


3. WORDS OF WISDOM (TEASER VERSION)

Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage center only for for...

Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony
Tom: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time

Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom

Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else

Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell

Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the hating Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark

Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of these people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright

Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole

Mark: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea

Tom: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids

Mark: That's right

Tom: What do we do now

Mark: I want everyone to call me an ass hole again

Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very nice

Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot

Tom: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought that was to foward you know

Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze

Tom: Mark!

Mark: What

Tom: Shut the fuck up

Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a

Tom: (belch) exuse me

Mark: Exuse Tom

Tom: Sorry

Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment

Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...

Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior high like my dad like my dad does

Tom: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade

Mark: What's that your dad has a bent weiner

Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is

Mark: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we
fucking hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid pieces of shit

Tom: I heard that

Mark: Thanks

Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here

Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt

Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are

Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true

Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex

Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends

Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas

Mark: The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch

Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on

Mark: Please

Tom: It just took away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone

Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh...

Tom: I lost my virinity

Mark: Keep an I out for it

Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were things you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee

Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second

Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time

Mark: No uh uh

Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts

Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even

Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe

Mark: I'll give you three-hundred dollars to piss your pants right now

Tom: I'll give you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit

Mark: Sold

Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right now and I think they're helping them out right now, it looks like they're right there

Mark: Make a hole people make a hole

Tom: All you people over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet

Mark: I wish now you know let me tell you guys something...

Tom: I'm gay!

Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here today there's like semis and fucking buses and multiple bands and all kinds of shit, I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry

Tom: So do I, I wish you did too

Mark: I'm thinking for Christmas this year I'm going to ask for lessons

Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her four foot blister, and I know it's not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit, fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest, or anything grose like that you know

Mark: Is there anything else in the world

Tom: There's nothing else to talk about

Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there she's not having so much fun right now, hey

Tom: Uh exuse me, security guard sir

Mark: The one right in front of you, yea

Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out, if you're a small person the front is not the best view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything every seat here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...

Mark: That's right, my middle names Rebecca because my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one

Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still, I'll piss my pants though for money, I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks, I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it

Mark: You shave your ass

Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls, Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit

Mark: It's true

Tom: He's got a scary looking penis

Mark: It's true I need your tax deductable donations for the shave Mark's balls program, please

Tom: It's for charity kids

Mark: Please send what you can, donate your time

Tom: You guys think that we're touring for our own, no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls

Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts, please give generously

Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar

Mark: We need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, any one out there play guitar

Tom: Does anybody know how to play guitar cause' I'm not very good, people don't really respect me

Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd fake an orgasm

Tom: Bad kids

Mark: Bad christmas spirit

Tom: Bad christmas spirit

Mark: Hey ok I need light now

Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't sing

Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and shit under all your trees

Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs, Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself today, and yesterday and the day before that, not really pround of who I am or how I look. Any one have one of those days were you don't even really like what you're wearing, you know, you don't like how your hair looks, and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping! And this guy fuck wiping dude, brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...

Mark: That guy has a science fair project up his ass
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up, everyone close your eyes and if I come by and if I come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one.
I think that Satan has a couple of comments:
Well kids it's been a really fun show, and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon, but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely good looking and all the girls out there should think he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not here say fuck Satan

Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I think we're done.