1. PATHETIC

I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone
You got you got you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one no one no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down this is where i belong
I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong
(2X)

I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move
You got you got you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one no one no one likes a drop out
Mistakes are hard to undo

(Chorus 3X)




2. VOYEUR

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

(1, 2, 3, 4)




3. DAMMIT

It's alright to tell me
What you think about me
I won't try to argue
Or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving
You must have your reasons
The season is calling
Your pictures are falling down

The steps that I retrace
The sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear he fucked her
A day late a buck short
I'm writing the report
On losing and failing
When I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
The charade it won't last
When he's gone I won't come back

And it's happened once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up(5X)




4. BORING

You don't need nothing
and I know that you won't even try
Don't wait for me to help you
it's too late for any of my advice

No trust
All I got is lies
Boring
all right

Misplaced your values
Forgot the importance of being right
don't sit there and act humble
I've heard your story a thousand times

No trust
All I got is lies
Boring
all right




5. DICK LIPS

Please mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did just havin' fun
Couldn't wait
For something new
And yesterday
I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late
I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because i blew it once before

Shit dad
Please don't kick my ass
I now I've seen you trashed at least one time
Can i blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile since I've used that line

You couldn't wait
For something new
And yesterday
I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late
I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because i blew it once before

(Alright)

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before




6. WAGGY

Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror
as I drive away
Wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing
That I didn't say
I'm trying to be what you want me to be
But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool
week after week

I think you need some time alone
You say you want someone to callyour own
Open you eyes
You can suck in your pride
You can live your life all on your own

I this all going to be just another time
That we play this game
I've tried to convice you that things could be different
But somehow they end up the same
But what did you expect from me
What am I supposed to do
You say that you're starting to fell like you're getting lost
Well I do too

I'm not gonna live this lie again
I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
I'll open my eyes
I've got somethin inside
I'll just jack off in my room until then

It's never over till its done
And I don't think that you're the one (4x)




7. ENTHUSED

Am I strungout crazy or not allowed
to be the one who gets stupid over you
Lazy laidback maybe you're just on crack
Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused
GO!

She doesn't care at all
She doesn't care at all
She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

If I were the last
of the few who always ask
would you still be the same person that I knew
And if it's for me
Another boring story
I swear I'll act enthused




8. UNTITLED

I think of a while ago
We might of had it all
I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow
But now jsut as things change
As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you

But what do I get cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
it's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
you have your other friends
They were there when you cried
Didn't mean to hurt you then
Best friends just won't leave your side

But what do I get cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
it's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
When I needed you most when I needed a friend
you let me down now like I let you down then
So sorry
It's over




9. APPLE SHAMPOO

She didn't mean to deceive you believe me
But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving
The good intentions that you had
Now only came to this
And although she saw the mark the arrow missed

It isn't exciting reciting the stories
Of kind words turned hurting
When routine gets boring
Both getting tired of punk rock clubs
And both playing in punk rock bands
The start was something good
But some good things must end

And she said it could never survive
With such differing lives
One home one out on tour again
We may never come back
The strike of the match
The candle burning at both ends

And now she knows too muchI'm too fucked up
It's awkward trying to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm fine
Show up right on time
But I know I'll never be that cool

I never wanted to hold you back
I just wanted to hold on
But my chance is gone
I know just where I stand
A boy trapped in the body of a man
And I'll take what you're willing to give
And I'll teach myself to live
With a walk-on part of a background shot
From a movie I'm not in

She's so important
And I'm so retarded
And now I realize
I should have kissed you in LA

But I drove home all alone
As if I had a choice anyway
Where are you coming from
What are you running from
Is it so hard to see
And if you're feeling scared
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant everything (everything)
You know that it meant everything to me
You know that it meant everything to me




10. EMO

One more time you will laugh about it
And he'll never try to give you more
And I don't care he is such a dick
He treats you like you are a stupid whore

And it seems like things will never change
You go on every cloud is in you way
And I know you feel empty all the time
You'll never listen to anything that I say

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off
When all is said
You know it's okay to just want more

Why leave when you claim it is love
But why stay when you're not the only one
She's proved she's strong
Be brave be strong

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off
When all is said
You know it's okay to just want more

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off the bed
(2x)




11. JOSIE

Yeah my girlfriend
Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous
When I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because
Yeah just because

And my girlfriend
Likes UL and DHC
And she's so smart and independent
I don't think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another
Guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down
I show up at three a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine

And my girlfriend
Takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter
That I'm lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because

And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down
I show up at three a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine(8x)




12. A NEW HOPE

I've got her in my head
At night when i go to bed
And I know it sounds lame
But she's the girl of my dreams
And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine

Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

And even though I'm not as cool as Han
I still want to be your man
You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need
But when you when you were available
I was drinking colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina on Mos Eisley

Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

Princess Leia Princess Leia
Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

13. DEGENERATE

Crossed the street
Naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one monthno one to see
All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh-don't like rap-
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-
I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk-
Smoked a bong killed a cat-
Had my nuts attaced by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^
The famer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh-don't like rap-
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-
I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk-
Smoked a bong killed a cat-
Had my nuts attaced by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-
For a hobby I make bombs
(repeat)




14. LEMMINGS

A freight train to the right
Feeling that sting of pride
It's fucking with me it's fucking with you
All's fair in love and war
Until you say it isn't but you're wrong
Words on the back of flyers
My clothes are in the dryer
It means nothing
Nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone
The children grew up and moved on

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time
I'm only asking for what is mine
It wanted everything
I got it now I'm gonna throw it away
I'll throw it away yeah

Prime select and a box of glazed
Pulling fly-bys on days
When we were young and innocent
Elbow drop sundays
When mark eaton got beat to shit
Laughing at the bands we hate
All the spots we used to skate
They're still there but we've gone our own ways
I know it's for the best
But sometimes I wonder
Will I ever have friends like you again

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time
I'm only asking for what is mine
It wanted everything
I got it now I'm gonna throw it away
I'll throw it away yeah
(repeat)

You're gonna drown in themeesyou make
You self-inflicted hate
You turn you back on the friends yo lose
When they don't follow all your rules
But people are what they want to be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time that you looked at yourself
Stop blaming life on someone else




15. I'M SORRY

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again

Just yesterday
It always seemed like such a dream
We're unstoppable, indestructable
Nothing happens to our machine

And there's no harm
At least nothing I can see
As for you, not so true
You couldn't choose where his road would lead

What a loss
You just lost all your sleep
And we've always thought
That this could never happen, you see

That it's so hard
You gotta get up on your feet
'Cause the only way, I gotta say
Is to move on through the week

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again

Sorry [x16]
(Sorry...) Happened to you [x4]

Don't bide your time
'Cause it is almost over
And I know you're down
And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you're just getting older
And I know you'll win
You'll do it once again