1. YOU FUCKED

You fucked up
You bitch
You really fucked up

You fucked up
You fuckin' nazi whore

You dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh.

2. TICK

I feel a tick in my head
And he's sucking on my head
In the morning I'll be dead
If he doesn't leave my head
Why can't he go away
Why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play
But I can only say

I'll get you
I'll burn you
I'll crush you
I'll flush you
(down, down)
The toilet where you'll
Spiral (around-round)

Aw tick
Mmm tick tick tick
Brr tick

I try to get rid of my plague
But I left some of his leg
He grew back pretty quick
So I stab the little prick
Now I cut my head
In the morning I'll be dead
But even after still
He'll find someone to kill
And

He'll get you
I'll burn you
I'll crush you
I'll flush you
(down, down)
The toilet where you'll
Spiral (around-round)

Aw tick
Mmm tick tick tick
Brr tick


3. I’M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE

I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet goddammit.
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet goddammit.
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights goddammit.
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck.
We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now.
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now.
I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel goddammit.
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left goddammit.
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron.
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 - 2 - 1 time.


4. I GOTS A WEASEL

Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Jumped in the car, nuclear wheels!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Send somethin' to show me the plenum weasel!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(He pulled this... big weasel out!)

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel
My pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel
It's a pleazal
Mah butt!

Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(He come through the roof, in the dwelt!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Weasel flying upstairs and here!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(He got-a weasel jumped in the air!)

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel
My pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel
It's a pleazal
Mah butt!

Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(Weasel flew away through the ceiling!)
Got a weasel
It's a teazel
Mah pleazel
Mah pleazel
Got a weasel
(He jumped upstairs and down again!)
Yeah!

5. FAT LENNY

Fat lenny's gonna walk right into mah self
Fat lenny's gonna see mahself (reflect it back on myself)
Fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sill
Fat lenny's gonna lick me head off

Fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sill
Fat lenny's gonna jump up + down (run back down the hill)
Fat lenny knows what he is (to be fat lenny) cuz he is fat lenny (my buddy)
He's fat lenny (i know what he is to be fat lenny) cuz he's my friend fat lenny
Fat lenny's gonna lick my brain today
Fat lenny doesn't like mu anyway
Fat lenny said (my friend is) today
Fat lenny
Fat lenny

6. COLD AND WET

I'm cold and wet can't ya hear what I'm sayin' to ya
Cold and wet it's the message I'm conveyin' to ya
How many times do I has to tell ya I'm cold and wet?

Hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey
Hot and dizzy you better get busy and make me some soup
Before I get sick.

7. BUMBLEBEE

Bumblebee
Stung me
Stung my brain
Aww

Weedeating Vaughn's grass
Big bumblebee came right out
It stung me 47,000 times
It hurt
It hurt so badly

8. BUMBLEBEE (Anniversary Reissue Only)

Bumblebee
Stung me
Stung my brain
Aww

Weedeating Vaughn's grass
Big bumblebee came right out
It stung me 47,000 times
It hurt
It hurt so badly

9. DON’T LAUGH (I LOVE YOU)

And when the sun turns to snow
And the grass doesn't grow
Don't laugh I love you
I could look outside my window every day
But you wouldn't be there to come out and play
Don't laugh

Ernest hemmingway would always be there 4 me
But now ernest hemmingway is dead

If I could get u back someday
Don't u say you're going away
And if you licked (locked) me in the sun
To the tinkle I would run
I love you

10. NEVER SQUEAL

Never squeal on th' pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do whatcha wanna
It'll be ok

Don't swin int he water
Don't fly inna daytime
Just do whatcha wanna
It'll be ok

Never smuggle no candy
Can't be whatcha wanna
When you haffa go down to the darkest places
Yeah

Don't say what's really on yo' mind
Gotsta give it more time
Try to remember this rhyme
And you'll be ok

I know I turn u on
I think u an I could get along
Don't get me wrong
U gonna be alright

Say it w
Me now


11. UP ON THE HILL

Up on the hill
Down by the river
By the ocean
Across the field
By the word
Of the boognish
Lordy lordy lord
I'm comin' home

When I was younger
My mamma told me
She said 'gener,
I wanna smell it.'
Then she smelled it
And it was smelly
And she said
Lordy lordy lord
I'm comin' home

In a dream
Said he was comin'
Boognish was risin'
Up from the mist
He held the scepter
Of wealth and power
He said, 'by god,
I've come to take you home.'

12. WAYNE’S PET YOUGIN'

Morgan's pain
Succumbs to the frame
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

Astral plane
Conversing lame
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

A stained pane
Drownin' out the rain
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

You name the game
And I'll bring dwayne
And roger and rerun
To wayne's pet youngin'

Rerun's brain
Confetti stain
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

What's your name?
Are you glad you came?
Would you die in the name
Of wayne's pet youngin'?

Yes I would!

13. NICOLE

Oh no
I'm never leavin'
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)

Nicole, I love you
I'll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'm thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I'll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I'm thinkin' of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I'll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Nicole

Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I'm gone today I can't stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren't cause you're built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I've seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking....I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha man

Fucking cunt you fucking cunt
You never called me
Fucking cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man, fuck

Go and hang up the phone
I'll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn...

Yeah, I've seen your cocoa puff man
We're now entering the cabin
We're going to- we're going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I've seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin' cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I'm gone today, I can't stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It's clogged, man, clogged, the sink's clogged
I'm gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don't be, it's you I need, cause you're built for speed, Nicole
Paper towels
Nicole...
There we go
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!

Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!



14. COMMON BITCH

Common bitch
Ma head itch
Scratch it bitch
Common bitch
Common bitch
Little girl

Common bitch
Wear good stitch
Fetch it bitch
Common bitch
Common bitch
Little girl

Common bitch
Poppa's home
No shit
Common bitch
Common bitch
Little girl

15. EL CAMINO

El camino blazing down the road
Fast never slow
Conquest of the' night
Aztec machine speeding to the light

Toronado concienda il ma pweeb
She rules the laws of speed
She's a bull of a machine
Beauty like I've never seen

Cordoba hot siesta at high noon
She takes me to the moon
Estienda ma chi esta que
El puentes masto mehta

Cuondo cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo

16. OLD QUEEN COLE

Old queen cole
Gotsta take control
You drinkin' whiskey and wine
And it tastes just fine
4 U now nicki
Life is gettin' tricky
And you're runnin' outta gas
Drivin' way too fast

Full throttle in gear
Tryin' hard to steer you
Toward immaculate conception
Heavy metal perception
There's a would that's all around u
An no one will ever find u
For u that's ok
Tomorrow's another day

Rock roll butter bread
Remember what yo' mama said
Hey it's jes' yo' life
Find the biggest knife
U can find now baby
Yeah you actin' like a lady
You got blood on your pants
And I know that you can dance
Nicole


17. STACEY (Anniversary Reissue Only)

I know a girl named Stacey
With a brain that's kinda spacey
I like her more than Sue or Tracy
Oh, do you know a girl like Stacey

I know a girl named Stacey
With a brain that's kinda spacey
I like her more than Sue or Tracy
Oh, do you know a girl like Stacey

I know a girl named Stacey
With a brain that's kinda spacey
I like her more than Sue or Tracy
Oh, do you know a girl like Stacey
Oh, Hello, Hello (Hello)

18. NAN

What's your big secret?
Could u give me a clue?
Oh silly girl
I'm so in love with u

Wontcha tell me what's on your mind
If u opened your head
Tell me what would u find

Are u 4 real?
What do you feel?

Finders keepers
Losers weepers
If I could get the lid off
I'd look inside the jar
Is this the best I can do?
It ain't done me no good so far

Mind over matter
But it seems I don't matter at all
Nan a party of one
Do u think I could be invited to come?


19. LICKING THE PALM FOR GUAVA

It was a cold, dark night
No hope in sight
I left my little hut
And went to the palm
To get some guava
Licking the palm 4 guava
Licking the palm 4 guava
Yes! when you're old and you're not very young
Lick the palm

20. MUSHROOM FESTIVAL IN HELL

The wind is howling and the time is right for fear
Inthe emergence in the phosphorescent (tears) fears
And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god?
They've already been immersed in the wad

The wind is howling and the sea is boiling down!
The mind is the water!
The mind is the water!
Cuz it's a mushroom festival in hell

21. L.M.L.Y.P.

Whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, ah, whoa, whoa, yeah

The lights go out, the smell of doom
I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room
The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed
And you're so tired, and the reason is Camille-mille
Shockadelica
The girl must be a witch
She's got your mind, body, and soul, yes
Shockadelica
You need a second opinion
But she never wears a stitch
So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope
She won't let you play your guitar
And when you've cried enough
Maybe she'll let you up
For a nasty ride in her Shockadeli-car
Gonna make you beg!

Gonna make you beg
Gonna make you spread your leg
Gonna want it, gonna get it
Bet'cha never regret it


Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste
Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?
Didn't she tell you that Lovesexy was the glam of them all?
If you can hang, you can trip on it
You surely won't fall
No side effects and the feeling last forever
Straight up - it tastes good
It makes you feel clever
You kiss your enemies like you know you should
Then you shake your body like a horny pony would
You shake your body like a horny pony would
Now run and tell your mama about that!

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt
Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt
Let me show you how to please me baby
Let me show you how to tease me baby
Baby baby babe get down on your knees
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Come on baby, I got somethin' to say
Let me lick your pussy
I wanna say I wanna lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
I ain't messin' around - I ain't messin' around
I'm sayin' baby
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'
How's your pussy baby?
Now we've all got something, you know what I mean?
You've got your pussy
Right there between your legs, baby
You know what it is, don't you? It's a pussy!
Ooh yeah!
You know what I wanna do what that pussy, baby?
You know what I wanna do?
Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby
Take it out, wanna take it to town
Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place
Then I'm gonna... can you imagine baby?
Let me lick your pussy, ooh
Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy, ooh baby
Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy
Come here baby!

First we'll take a bath
Then I'll get my towel, baby
I'll wrap you up - I'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby
You know what I'm gonna do then
I just wanna say - you know baby, I could give a great massage
Oh, you can, Gener?
I say, yeah baby, I give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby
Oh, Gener!
I say, what you got between your legs, baby?
What does that have to do with a massage, baby?
You know, you know what I really want... it's your pussy baby
I wanna lick your pussy baby
Yeah, you know what I'm saying
You know what I'm saying
You got me going baby
Oh, you got me going like I never thought I'd go before
Shit baby! Come here! Let me lick your pussy!
Let me lick your pussy, baby
Let me lick your pussy!

Take it, Deaner!

22. PAPA ZIT

Who's yo' papa?
Papa zit
Who's yo' mama?
Papa zit
Lizen to papa!
Papa zit
Where's yo' mama?
Papa zit
This is the shit

Chew tobacco
Papa zit
Two chewbaccas
Papa zit
Who's yo' papa
Papa zit
Where's yo' mama?
Papa zit
This is the shit

23. HIPPY SMELL (Anniversary Reissue Only)

Dude
Boo
1 2 3 4

Hippy smell
Only I can't tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties hell
Said you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell
Said hippy smell
Only I can't tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties hell
Said you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell


She's got the hippy smell, ladies and gentlemen
You can smell the patchouli oil on her breath
See the Grateful Dead posters hangin' up all over the place
She said "You know, I wish I was alive in the sixties, cause those were really groovy times!"
Well, you know I got somethin' to tell you
You wouldn't want to be alive in the sixties
You would've probably gotten your little hippy ass killed or something you little shitface
Oh

Hippy smell
Only I can't tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties hell
Said you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell

24. OLD MAN THUNDER

Old man thunder
Sound of thunder
Urbn sh' brazh daunn oh!
Birndi sihnn
Gone d fir d'sau
The munth of funth
Gonna rundowntown
D'sau


25. BIRTHDAY BOY

Yeah! pain

Last time I saw you
I was holding your hand
And I couldn't wait 4
U to leave

I knew right then
That it was over and done
And I couldn't believe
That I was free

Help me now
I'm going down
And I don't know if I'll
Be ok
I'll be around
I'll be in town
If u need a place
To stay

When the wind blows
And there's a chill in the air
I hope that someone
Is taking care of u
I'm alright
Yeah, I'm really ok
Just so you know
I'm always there 4 u

Help me now
I'm goign down
And I don't know if I'll
Be ok
I'll be around
I'll be in town
If u need a place
To stay


26. BLACKJACK

Blackjack
Big black betty
Little spanish eddie
Blackjack
Indian black betty

27. SQUELCH THE SEASEL

Squelch the little weasel
Crush him before he spawns
Break it to me gently
But with merriment and song

Squelch the little weasel
Juice him as he bleeds
Feed him to the many
For thoust their souls shall weep

Sipping of the sunray
Blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar
Given to the weasel birth

I was just a puppet
Until the clouds caved in
Bless me now you are sacred
My flesh betwixt my skin

28. MARBLE TULIP JUICY TREE

I don't know who u are
I don't know who u want to be
When I carbonate the test tube
Then u won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo
It takes me where I want to go
And all the nuphies are happy
They know of a fungus that grow
So when you see hoecke's mind screw
Don't come running to me
Or I will scream and set aflame
Marble tulip juicy tree

Marble tulip juicy tree
It's where I want to be
When I gnaw on (the tulip)
It'll with that it was "me"

Every morning I put my shoes on
And I think about she
Who controls the 4 seasons
Inhaling kitties in (the see)
It's like a noodle in a salad
Little birdy wants to be set free (e)
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy
Marble tulip juicy tree

So this song's about (the) loving thinig
That u are 2 me
Just stay away from my adenoids
Marble tulip juicy tree

29. PUFFY CLOUD

Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
Cuz (gene) (dean) + I smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
Cuz (gene) (dean) and I smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud