1.Hello Everybody

Hello everybody, we're Uncommonmenfrommars
You came to see some good punk rock
But they didn't tell you that we suck

And it's too late now
You came to see us anyhow
And now you have to stay and watch us play

We don't know how to sing
We don't know how to play
And now I bet you're real pissed off
You're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked

You can try to turn our amplifiers off
But then, I'll have to kick your face
And Big Jim will fuck you with his bass

But we don't give a fuck
We suck, we suck, we suck, we suck
And anyhow you paid and now you're
And anyhow you paid and now you're
Fuuuuuuuuuuucked




2.Go Get a Life

Go get a life
This one goes straight out to the family
Where my Irish girl was staying
Last summer when she came to visit France

Go get a life
This one goes straight into Perrine's face
For making things so hard for nothing
Seemed really easy for her to do
For her to doooo
For her to doooo

Go get life
Go get life

Go get life
Go get life

Things could have been so easy
Things could have been so cool

Go get a life
This one goes straight out to the family
Where my Irish girl was staying
Last summer when she came to visit France

Go get a life
This one goes straight into Perrine's face
For making things so hard for nothing
Seemed really easy for her

Go get life...





3.Pizzaman

You don't know
When your board is gonna break
Unless you use a hacksaw

You don't know
When dynamite will go off in your face unless
You hold it tight and wait for it to blow

You don't know
What is going on tomorrow
Unless you call a special person who can see

You don't know
When your board is gonna break
BREAK !!!

No one told me you were leaving
And again I'll never ask
Dropping by to order pizzas
And to have a couple laughs

No one told me you were leaving
I guess you're never coming back
We will keep on eating pizza

You don't know
What is going on tomorrow
Unless you call a special person who can see

You don't know
When your board is gonna break

No one told me you were leaving
And again I'll never ask
Dropping by to order pizzas
And to have a couple laughs

No one told me you were leaving
I guess you're never coming back
We will keep on eating pizza

Well you're gone and I guess
I can see you with my eyes no more
It's the way of life and I guess
I can't talk to you no more
How come you're the one who's left
And fells like I'm the one who's gone

We will keep on eating pizza





4.Tatoo

Homophobes don't tolerate shit
So I don't wanna hear about them
Nazi skins don't tolerate shit
So I don't wanna hear about them
I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
To hear about them...

Politicians don't give a fucking shit
So I don't wanna hear about them
Rock stars live and die for money
So I don't wanna hear about them
I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
I don't wanna hear
To hear about them...

You homophobes FUCKS don't tolerate SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
You nazi SKINS don't tolerate SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
You politics FUCKS don't give a fucking SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
I hate you aaaaaaalllllllll
And I don't wanna hear about...

HEY !
HEY !
HEY !

You homophobes FUCKS don't tolerate SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
You nazi SKINS don't tolerate SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
You politics FUCKS don't give a fucking SHIT
And I don't wanna hear about it
I hate you aaaaaaalllllllll
And I don't wanna hear about it






5.TV Star

I know
There are a lot of things around we can't
Control or try to understand at all

I know
Bitching will not make the world go round
The way I'd like things to go

And it seems like someone's talking to himself
Everybody fakes to listen
Just to make it seem OK
(Seem OK
It's not OK)
But he isn't going to keep on going
Guess they'd better straighten up
Lots of things are going to fucking change

Tell me
How come nobody was listening and now
Everybody's falling to their knees

Is it
Just because he's on TV
Now everybody wants to be his friend today

And it seems like someone's talking to himself
Everybody fakes to listen
Just to make it seem OK
(Seem OK
It's not OK)
But he isn't going to keep on going
Guess they'd better straighten up
Lots of things are going to fucking change

He knows that
We won't change
(We won't change)
And he'll remember
All the ones
Who never listened to him

He's going to watch them blow him
He's going to watch them suck his





6.78

I wasn't there in 83
When the Ramones were kicking
And the punks were mushing down on Minor Threat

I wasn't there in 79
When Oï Poloï were going Oï ! Oï !
Punks would live and die for anarchy

And I don't wanna hear that shit
About you being better than me
You're so blind so you can't see
We've got exactly the same convictions
And we all hate soCIety

The most important thing is not
Try to freeze things so you're
Sure that you will never be left out

You're getting older you should know
The music's changing and (Oï ! Oï !) there's
No way anyone can stop the flow

And I don't wanna hear that shit
About you being better than me
You're so blind so you can't see
We've got exactly the same convictions
And we all hate soCIety
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cause I was born in 78
Big Jim was born in 77
The twins were born in 75
I wasn't there in 78
I wasn't there but I don't care

I wasn't there in 78
I wasn't there in 78
Cause I was born in 78
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Oï !
Oï !
Oï !




7.Jessie@Dublin.com

I'll send coconut scented soap
I'll buy really cool
Get toothpaste in a tooth

I'll try to send some letters too
I'll buy a PC just to get an e-mail
Just so I can talk to you
I'll surf the Net into your room

Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh...





8.COCONUT ISLAND

Come have a seat under my coconut tree
I got a lot of my friends that are next to me
COME TO THE ISLAND !!

Come have a seat under my coconut tree
I am under the shade and I'm next to the sea
COME TO THE ISLAND !!

(LET'S GO !!)

I wanna see you coconuts
(I WANNA SEE YOU COCONUTS !!)
I wanna see you coconuts
(I WANNA SEE YOU COCONUTS !!)

Come have a seat under my coconut tree
I got a lot of my friends that are next to me
COME TO THE ISLAND !!

Come have a seat under my coconut tree
I am under the shade and I'm next to the sea
COME TO THE ISLAND !!

(GO ! GO !)

I wanna see you coconuts
(I WANNA SEE YOU COCONUTS !!)
I wanna see you coconuts
(I WANNA SEE YOU COCONUTS !!)

COME TO THE ISLAND !!
COME TO THE ISLAND !!
COME TO THE ISLAND !!
COME TO THE ISLAND !!
(GO ! GO !)

HEY !!





9.Dumb

When I saw your ass last night
I thought that I was dreaming
When I saw your face this morning
A fucked up ugly zombie

I swear to God
I won't drink no more
This time I've really done it
I fucked a smelly whore
My friends will know all about it
That's for sure

When I saw your asslast night
I thought that I was dreaming
When I saw your face this morning

I swear to God
I won't drink no more
This time I've really done it
I fucked a smelly whore
My friends will know all about it
That's for sure

I swear to God
I won't drink no more
This time I've really done it
I fucked a smelly whore
My friends will know all about it
That's for sure

No... x4

When I saw your ass last night
I thought that I was dreaming





10.Security

You're looking for troubles kid ?
Then you're gonna get'em !!
GO !!

I'm going to the show tonight
My favorite punk band's playing and I'm like
A time bomb I'm gonna blow
Cause tonight I'm going to the show

I'm gonna drink too much again
(TOO MUCH AGAIN !!)
I'll end up singing with the band
(WITH THE BAND !!)

Everything was going fine
Untill I felt it coming had to slam
Security came up
(CAME UP !!)
Grabbed me by the arm and beat me up

Just wanted to enjoy the show
(ENJOY THE SHOW !!)
I ended up with broken bones
(WITH BROKEN BONES !!)
GO !!

With broken bones

I THOUGHT THAT PUNK ROCK
WAS ALL ABOUT
ABOUT SHARING SOMETHING
WITH THE CROWD
BUT SOMETIMES THINGS DON'T
WORK OUT THAT WAY
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT
SECURITY !!

I THOUGHT THAT PUNK ROCK
WAS ALL ABOUT
ABOUT SHARING SOMETHING
WITH THE CROWD
BUT SOMETIMES THINGS DON'T
WORK OUT THAT WAY
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT
SE-CU-RI-TY !!





11.Matrix

We're living in a made up world
Matrix is real
We're just a bunch of useless numbers
Matrix is real

Politicians keep on lying about everything
And even if I vote it wouldn't change a single thing
Let's go to Kossov cause everybody's looking
The media's just telling what they wanna tell
Does anybody care our planet seems to be going to heeeeell

We're living in a made up world
Matrix is real
We're just a bunch of useless numbers
Matrix is real

Politicians keep on lying about everything
And even if I vote it wouldn't change a single thing
Let's go to Kossov cause everybody's looking
The media's just telling what they wanna tell
Does anybody care our planet seems to be going to heeeeell

We're living in a made up world
Matrix is real
We're just a bunch of useless numbers
Matrix is real
YEAH !!





12.Get the Fuck Out of My Life

SHUT UP, STUPID !!
GET THE FUUUCK OUT !!

Get the fuck outta my life !!
I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE MY OWN WAY !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
I GOTTA LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE MY OWN WAY !!
GET THE FUUUCK OUT !!

YOU'RE FUCKING LAME !!
YOU'RE FUCKING LAME !!
YOU'RE FUCKING LAME !!
YOU'RE FUCKING LAME !!

Get the fuck outta my life !!
I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE MY OWN WAY !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
I GOTTA LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE MY OWN WAY !!
GET THE FUUUCK OUT !!

I don't wanna be part of your game
I don't wanna be part of your game
I don't wanna be part of your game
I don't wanna be part of your game

Get the fuck outta my life !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
Get the fuck outta my life !!
(NO!!!)
AND I WANNA SEE YOU GO !!
GO !!
RIGHT !!
RIGHT !!
NOW !!
NOW !!




13.Fat Boy

GO !!

It's so easy to cultivate
All the fat cells in my body
I like to feed on cholesterol man
(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch
Eating junk food and watching TV
I become the king of all men
(Aaah aaah aaah)

All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me
I'm as lazy as you can be
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

It's so easy to cultivate
All the fat cells in my body
I like to feed on cholesterol man
(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch
Eating junk food and watching TV
I become the king of all men
(Aaah aaah aaah)

All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me
I'm as lazy as you can be
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I don't mind being all alone...
(I really wish my friends would call me...)
I like myself the way I am...
(If only I could loose a little weight...)
I don't need you to pity me
(Could you help me pick up my wallet ?)
I fell fine now I really do...
(I'm depressed should I kill myself now ?)

I'm sick of me
I'm sick of me

I'm sick of having to buy
Two seats when I see a movie
I haven't seen my feet in years
YEEEEAAAAHHHH !!
YEEEAAAHH !!





14.Vote for me


I wanna play toy soldiers with the military
I can control the situATION

I can succeed in throwing people out of their homes
I can control the situATION

Vote for me
Cause I'm the only one that you can really count on
I wanna be the one that can conquer the world

I drink champagne when you can hardly pay for water
I can control the situATION

If my campaign works out I swear to use money
I can control the situATION

Vote for meeeeee
Cause I'm the only one that you can really count on
I wanna be the one that can conquer the world

LET'S GO !!

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD !!
IF YOU VOTE FOR ME !!
YOU'LL GET MORE MONEY !!
MORE SEX !!
MORE BEER !!
MORE DRUGS !!
I'LL GIVE WHATEVER YOU FUCKING WANT !!

I'll tell you what you wanna hear
You're watching on live TV
I'll tell you what you wanna hear
You're watching on live TV
SOLO !!

Vote for me
Cause I'm the only one that you can really count on
I wanna be the one...
I wanna wake up and feel I have the power in me
A limousine and a diplomatic pass
I'm going to be hypocritical and smile for nothing
Oooh ooh

(HEY ! HEY ! HEY !...)
Vote for me
(HEY ! HEY ! HEY !...)
Cause I'm the only one that you can really count on
(HEY ! HEY ! HEY !...)
I wanna be the one that can conquer the...

World





15.The KKK took my baby away

She went away for the holidays

Said she's going to L.A.

But she never got there

She never got there

She never got there, they say



The KKK took my baby away

They took her away

Away from me

The KKK took my baby away

They took her away

Away from me



Now I don't know

Where my baby can be

They took her from me

They took her from me

I don't know

Where my baby can be

They took her from me

They took her from me



Ring me, ring me ring me

Up the President

And find out

Where my baby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me

Up the FBI

And find out if

My baby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah



o o o o o o

o o o o o o



She went away for the holidays


The KKK took my baby away

They took my girl

They took my baby away