1. Master-Dik
[Thurston]
One two, one two, one two titty
i know every nook and cranny in New York City
we're ciccone and that's enough
i'm the royal tuff titty and you gotta taste my love
taste my love
yeah
meeeh
come on everybody and rock with me
i am the one on the christmas tree
now working at the word like a moving storm
now walking up the stairs and cookin' up the [board?]
trippin' everywhere i don't fucking care
put on some dark eyes and waving goodbye
yooo

ya
oooh

cicc
ciccone
ci ci ciciccone
ci ci ci ciccone
ci ci ci ci ci

Oh I'm just so down [?]

yeah
i know
i know
gene simmons is another mother[?]

i know
i know
ci ciccone
ci cicone
we're ciccone
we're ciccone
we're ciccone
we're ciccone

i know

oaaoaw

i'm talking about…

I don't know

oh

gotta balance that's jealous that summer on crack made me … [?]
like a house of the ghetto… [?]
saying all is one and one is two to many
[?]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
ssssssss

London fuck you're pissing me of
hollywood amerika-ka-ka
won't you please let me rock you
i'm just a boy with not much to do
everybody says there's a cup from above [?]
you gotta scream, taste my love
taste my love

ci ci ci cici ci ci ci ciconne
ci ci ci ci ci ciccone
ci ci ci ci ciccone
yeah we're ciccone

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

we're ciccone
ciccone
ci ciccone
ciccone
ci ciccone
ciccone
ci ciccone

2. Beat on the Brat
[Thurston]
1,2,3,4

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

what can you do?
what can you do?
with a brat like that always on your back
what can you lose?

what can you do?
what can you do?
with a brat like that always on your back
what can you lose?
lose

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

what can you do?
what can you do?
with a brat like that always on your back
what can you lose?

what can you do?
what can you do?
with a brat like that always on your back
what can you lose?
lose

3. Under the Influence of the Jesus and Mary Chain
[Interview some conducted in French]
[Interviewer:] do you think that many groups plays like the jesus and mary
chain? or do you think they are the own. Sorry? Do you think you are
playing on the same style?
[Thurston:] Uhm
[Lee:] No, not at all

[Thurston:] Erm, we really… we really suck tonight ladies and gentlemen.
infact we're going to call this song: Bury our Heads in the Sand. and…
and eh. No, this is actually called Dick Weed - eh - Part II.

[Lee:] Part Eight!

[Thurston:] Ah yeah, this's… this song is called… Dick Weed Part Eight

ahu hu hu
okay can we all sing a solo song for ya
well I got a ticket to ride
yeah come'on let's do it
yeah whoo, yeah whoo
da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta
wha-wha-wha-wha-wouw
da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta
I gotta ticket to ride yaa
I gotta ticket to ride
yeah, play those funky drums
play those funky drums, yeah
whaaaaaaaoooooooooooowowowowowo
yeah
hohahooga gaboga baboogaa
ya yea ya yeah
I said I'm just a little boy from Texas
and I'm gonna shake your head
one two one two one two titty
I know every nook and cranny in New York City
London fuck you're pissing me off
Hollywood weirdo cough cough cough
won't you please let me rock you
I'm just a boy with not much to do
everybody says that you come from above
you're gonna scream when you taste my love
taste my love love love love love love love love love love love love
whaa I gotta to ride yeah
I got a ticket to ride
I got a ticket to ride
and I don't fucking care
no I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
I don't fucking care
looking everywhere I don't fucking care
put on some dark eyes and waving goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
Do you want to do pipeline?

Yo Sun Ra let's do pipeline!
We got Sun Ra in the studio today ladies and gentlemen. He's gonna play
guitar, he's gonna sing a song, it's called pipeline/killtime, and if
you can deal with that. Okay hee Max Roach is here, alright. Man we got
an all star jam. Get down. Okay. This is great
[Lee:] Holy shit it's Sunny Sheron
[Thurston:] Alright
[Lee:] He Sunny! George Benson Ladies and Gentlemen! George Benson!
[Thurston:] Yeah hello, Hello.
down Broadway
I'm going down Broadway

[Lee:] Let's not do it too fast Stevo

4. Ringo
[Tape recording]
Ringo
Ringo

Ringo could I have a couple of words with you?

5. He's on Fire
[Thurston]
Let's go
Whaaaaaaaaaa [etc.]
…….drummer
he's on fire
aaaaaaaaah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
play some funky beats
whoo whoo whoo whoo
yeah yeah yeah yeah whaa

6. Florida Oil Drums
[Instumental]

7. Westminster Chimes
[Instrumental]

8. Chinese Jam
[Instrumental]

9. Vibrato
[Instrumental]

10. Guitar Lick
[Instrumental]

11. Funky Fresh
[Thurston]
shit is funky fresh, you know
it's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

it's funky fresh, you know
shit's funky fresh

12. Our Backyard
[instrumental]

13. Traffick
[instrumental]