1. I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff

I see your band now and it's not too bad
you're nothing like you used to be
please write some songs that really do not suck
please become what you were before

I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

I try hard not to bring up the past
I'm sorry I had to again
you don't know me I feel you are my friend
I'm trying not to be pretend

I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff



2. Everyday Formula

everyday I shit into the sea
It's strange but it doesn't mean much to me
I'm living in a porcelain dream
and things ain't quite what they seem

I try to keep things so nice
each surface glowing snow white
It's good to be alive in here

It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright

everyday I talk to my machines
more sense than talking to human beings
It's pretty in the land of the free
where things ain't quite what they seem

my whole world's cheap and phony
dear hearts get lost and lonely
I'll get what's coming to me soon

It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright

It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright

It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be all shite



3. ! (The Song Formerly Known As)

I don't go to parties baby
cos people tend to freak me out
watch their lips you can work it out
I can hear the words but I still don't know what it's all about

you won't see me down the disco mama
bright lights really hurt my eyes
I'd rather stay and dance with you
to the funky music playing on your stereo

ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me

I don't go to concerts baby
music's always up too loud
cigarettes and alcohol get up my arse
I always lose you in the crowd

you won't see me tribal raving baby
cos I won't ever look that good
I'd rather dance in ugly pants in the comfort of a loungeroom in suburbia

ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me

that's right

ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me
ooh ooh, things don't get no better
better than you and me

that's right

better than you and me
better than you and me

thankyou mr. dj



4. Black Bugs

I got killed by black bugs on my video game
and then though to myself it doesn't mean too much
I keep dying and dying over and over again
and now I think I'm alive so I'll just pretend

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

stared at the tv too long now and I'm not the same
I've got to remind myself that it's just a game
it's getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night
I think I'll let them shoot me so that i can die

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
tell me is this the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end of satan's rainbow?

what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end?
what's at the end?



5. The World of Sleaze

welcome to the world of sleaze
pretty baby, we've got everything you need
you'll fit in it's such a breeze, pretty baby
happy living on your knees

cos there's dicks and cunts
and slut and butts, oh
pimps and holes, yeah
plenty of those

there's no end to the things you can win
and I'll be your friend if you just spread your legs

don't be afraid
everything's great
you'll be okay
if you just take my hand

welcome to the world of sleaze
baby may I help you sir we aim to please
walking through the world of sleaze
pretty baby we've got everything you need

we've got dicks and cunts
and slut and butts, oh
pimps and holes, yeah
plenty of those

there's no end to the things you can win
and I'll be your friend if you just spread your legs

dicks and cunts and sluts and butts oh
pimps and holes yeah plenty of those
flesh in the rare with the vacant stares
and rich fanfares spurting joy through the air

don't be afraid
everything's great
you'll be okay if you just take my hand



6. I Piss Alone

I piss alone, uh oh
I don't want nobody to know
that I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys
they make a noise, it scares me so

I piss alone
I don't want nobody to know
that I don't have the pressure of some of the other boys

leave me alone
I just wanna be on my own
cos I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys

I want a world where pissing troughs are obselete
there's only rows and rows of cubicles

I'm so afraid
when I try it is often delayed
I stand and stare into the air
and then I might just put it away

so quiet in here
the only sound around is the fear
the other guy is pounding the wall
like he's shooting deer

I need a place where I can close and lock the door
there I can stop and let it flow...



7. Unit

see the unit
eat the unit
love the unit
kiss the unit
touch the unit
touch the unit

lick the unit
feed the unit
touch the unit
feel the unit
feel the unit

buy the unit
i am the unit
we are the unit
we are the unit
we are the unit
we are the unit
become the unit
become the unit
become the unit
become the unit



8. I Will Lick Your Arsehole

I'm like Mr. Clifford Richard I'm wired for sound
and when I get myself a mic you won't want to be around
I'm off like a note in Karen's 'day tripper'
I'm faking all my lines like that dolphin called Flipper

I send chills down your spine like the strings in Billie Jean
I'm so far underground that I'm a one person scene
I'm overly thorough just like David Attenborough
when he's whispering in the jungle like they're working undercover

evidence irrefutable I'm squarer than a cublicle
I hug the straight and narrow like a Julie Arrows musical
I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail
the rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail

I'm lacking in ambition simply no predisposition
and when I hit the stage I lose all composition
I never like it loud cos crowded places scare me
I dig the rock and roll as much as Peter Paul and Mary

arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your...

I'm the host with the most uber guy smiley
I've got the special effects like the bbc man
I've got flow like Mal Steem's got chops
it seems that I'm so bad they get L.L. to call the cops

beats so hard they'll be bustin up your spleen
I got more rhymes than Dern's hair got sheen
I put flash in the dance just like Irene Cara
and I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara

like a digital refinery I hope you 'lise the binary
so zeros after ones getting lined up into finery
I put them into rows to get the music go
and they goes and they flows like the mucous out your nose

I'm the asisiatic australasiatic
instamatic rhythm box static addict
I got the juice and all else got the pith
and i'm tough under pressure just like Sarah Jean Smith

arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your arsehole
I will lick your...



9. Modern Life

well you know
they make you want it
when you see it on the tv shows
and maybe then you might buy it
if it makes you feel home and hosed

you want it
you want it
you want it
you want it
then they try to tell you this is modern life

you want it
you want it
you want it
you want it
no I don't believe this is modern life

can't you see
that they want us
to be brainwashed into their big schemes
so I can tell
I see sex cells
cos it's a common reoccuring theme

you want it
you want it
you want it
you want it
then they try to tell you this is modern life

you want it
you want it
you want it
you want it
then they try to tell you this is modern life

bow down to fashion today
if it's gonna help you feel okay
bow down to fashion today
if it's gonna help you feel the same

bow down to fashion today
if it's gonna help you feel okay
bow down to fashion today
if it's gonna help you feel the same



10. Polyester Girl

all I want you to say is nothing at all
and all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs

my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny

you're the perfect guy's accessory
dangling from my arm for all of the pretty people to see
boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee
great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies

my polyesergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny

took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
but your body burst and left an ugly stain
had to take your pieces back to the factory
it took them several weeks to get you back to me

my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl

she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world



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12. Mr T

keep pushing straight ahead
I've learnt from the past that there's no time to regret
the woman makes me feel alive
she shines in the night to open up my eyes

she helps me realise

so I run to the streets kicking round on my feet
I take freedoms path and I'll let my life be
should dedication to all my realities
set your sisters free

it's the way it's meant to be



13. Just Another Beautiful Story

all that I am and all I'll ever be
is a brain in a body
all that I know and all I'll ever see
is the real things around me

all I've heard and it's true
there ain't no god there's just me and you
I don't see a point to this place
but I'm happy to floating in space

I won't mind if you're holding my hand
and life seems to fly when you don't understand it
the world turns around and it don't give a damn
if we all die away and we never come back again

all that I am and all I'll ever be
is a brain in a body
live till I die and then rot away
it's a beautiful story

all I've heard and it's true
there ain't no god there's just me and you
I don't see a point to this place
I'm happy to floating in outer space

I won't mind if you're holding my hand
and life seems to fly when you don't understand it
the world turns around and it don't give a damn
if we all die away and we never come back again

I won't mind if you're holding my hand
and life seems to fly when you don't understand it
the world turns around and it don't give a damn
if we all die away and we never come back again