1. RACE TRACK

Drive drive drive
Fast fast fast
Crash crash crash
Die


2. NO MORE

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind
I said I'm crazy and you're out of time
Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind
I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line
Every time you look at me
I realize what you can't see
Then I know I was right all the time
Up and down, side to side
I racked my brain, lost my stride
Always said I'd crack down the line

So just leave me, leave me alone
My head is finally straight, so I can see where I'm going
Take your silly problems back to someone new
It's plain as night and day I'm not the one for you.


3. JACK LA LANNE

Blame it on La Lanne
When something goes wrong
That sweatsuited scapegoat
For the exercising bomb
Put the blame on Jack La Lanne
He's our man

My lawn turned yellow
My goldfish died
I squirted some ben-gay
Right in my eye

He's the fucking cause
That sweatsuited scapegoat
With the atomic sock
When he exercises me
I know he doesn't shower
When I see him beatin' meat
He makes me want to shower.


4. WHERE WAS I?

Well, country's in the red
Soon we'll be dead
No life, not even a flower
Cause atomic power
Scares the shit out of you
There's nothing you can do
Undecided men
Bout a war you can't win
Hey, who would want to win the damn thing anyway, right boys?!

Children turn green
The flowers die
All the people are gone except I
The atom bombs have exploded near
Where was I if I wasn't here?
Atomic was one way out
Nuclear was the final bout
Atomic war can destroy our race
Leave the earth in all but waste

But, where was I?

When the trouble started?
Where was I when the two sides parted?
Where was I if I wasn't here?
Cause the atom bombs have exploded near
But nothing's happened to me so...


5. OLD GLORY

American flag waving high
Protecting it I want to die
I don't know about you man
But i'd rather die
Than live under communist rules
Let 'em go ahead and try
American flag, red, white and blue
Our government doesn't tell us what to do
If you don't like living here
Go somewhere else and stay a year
You'll be glad for what you've got
Or go to the mid-east and get shot

American flag, makes me proud
Fucking commies
I'll yell it loud
Try and take away the freedom that I have
You'll be lying dead
With a broken gun in hand.


6. I'M PUNK

I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess
Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress

Look like hell all 7 days
Got no tits that's why I say
My parents are rich
That's why I'm such a bitch
Boy's underwear makes me feel I'm punk, I'm punk

Sixteen years I've had two beers of life
Sixteen years I've had two beers
And I know all about life

Look like hell all 7 days
Got no tits that's why I say
My parents are rich
That's why I'm such a bitch
Boy's underwear makes me feel I'm punk, I'm punk

I'm punk, I'm punk

See you at the gig I'll be pickin' my ass and nose
Pick, pick, pick, make everyone sick,
See my attitude sure shows

Look like hell all 7 days
Got no tits that's why I say
My parents are rich
That's why I'm such a bitch
Boy's underwear makes me feel I'm punk


7. MR. BARBEQUE

Hey now, welcome to my house
I'm gonna' have a bbq and maybe I'll invite ya'
Gotta side of pork
Gotta' side of creamy salad
Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid
Oh my god!
My arm's on fire!
Somebody pass the dressing!
Everybody remain calm
I'm a professional
Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise
Says Mr. Bbq

Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great
Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?
O.k. I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest
Ready? go!!!
Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown
She's in the lead
No, wait, it's Mr. Brown
Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!!

Weenies man
Chicken fried pork steaks
Skinless boneless chicken breasts
Mr. Bbq.

Mrs. Brown is fine
Now it.s time to dine
Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great
You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops
You could get some disease
Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning
Or drown in a kiddie pool
So don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a bbq

Weenies man
Chicken...


8. BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY

So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let's kung fu!!
The smoke is clearing you can see
Peter and Paul Stanley
Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce
While Ace and Gene took PCP

A flying kick right through the air
His foot got stuck in Peter's hair
Ace and Gene took on kareem
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Then Bruce yelled out "oh boy"
I think he meant "la choy"
Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss

Gene now has a shorter tongue
They should have used their love gun
Gene and Ace escaped today
They'll live to fight another day

Oh, oh my god
Ancient chinese secret sent by Buddha
Blah...
Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points


9. CHICKEN BOX

Hey blood come around
Come check out my part of town
I want to see you there tonight
But in my neighborhood
You know the chicken's good
I want to see the black men fight
And now the time is here
Cold chicken, chitlens, beer
I want to see you there tonight
And now they come around
These soul food stands in town
Malt liquor seems to taste so right

To the chicken stand we go
We're eating lots of greasy food.


10. CARP

Time: it's always there but not on my side
Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes
Time: it's time to go to work and go to school
I see a fucking problem here
Get up get dressed my friends it's time to go to work
Fuck that, ha ha
I think i'll stay in bed instead

Work: oh boy it's fun to sweat
Work: is it fucking lunch time yet?
Work: i'm sorry boss my car won't start
I see a fucking problem here.


11. TOILET

Now the time is here
Toilet talk is what is near
In an outhouse outside my pad
My sense of smell makes me see red
My dog takes a drink
From the toilet which makes us think
Toilet!!

Pizza dinner i went out
20 beers scream and shout
Now the moment of truth comes in
I'll fill that dog from the other end

I hope that someday I will find
A giant toilet of this kind
It's drained with tile and coping and
Free alva decks for my whole band
Skate this thing till the break of dawn
While Corky and Tyler pack my bong
What's the deal you say it's gay
While chicks and jocks they think it's lame


12. OATS

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find
A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind
What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around
They raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound
Now I'm getting older these changes in my life
It's the quaker man he's the one I give my hand
He's the one who picks my wife for me
I think that he is god
You know it's true
He's the one who picks my wife for me

Jesus Christ, holy shit, now what's the fucking deal?
How the hell should I go on if there's no more sex appeal
I give you flakes
I give you puffs of corn right off the shelf
I know you never thought of that
I know you never thought of it

Stand in line for oats today.


13. 1, 2, 3...SLAM!

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
One was white
One was black
I bet you think you're glad
I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
I don't know what the hell I'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Kinky hair when I wake up
Straight when I go to bed
My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
My mother she's a honkey
My dad's kentucky fried
I don't know what the hell I'm on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
It's hot dogs on friday nights
The chicken's country fried
My dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
My mom says pass the squash
I need something to ease the pain
So I'll go downtown and get some downers

Whoa, man, I'm a little bit slow
But I've got to get up somehow
Got no money
Just a good idea
Let me tell you how
I'll steal my parents credit cards
Oh yes I'll rip them off
I'll go downtown to where dad works
And get myself some cocaine

Now I'm high, and I'm not shy
I'll get it off my chest
My mom is white, she thinks she's right
She thinks that she's the best
My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
I don't know what the hell I am
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!


14. I USED TO BE 20

(Instrumental)


15. REGGAE MAN

(Jah man)
(Jammin')

Jamaica man from Sudan
Jamaica man from Afghanistan
Jamaica man from Japan
Jamaica man got quite some tan

Jamaica man you're want
He strolls down the street
He's baked in his legs with elastic in his feet
Jamaica man
Jamaica man
We're jammin' let's go

Jah man
Jah man

Jamaica man, he strolls down the street
Selling candy, selling smoke to anyone he meets
He's jah man
He's the reefer man

Marijuana man
You used to be my friend
Jamaica man and marijuana
Together to the end
Jamaica man
We'd be jammin'
Let's go

Ya ya ya he's Jamaica man


16. JUST A FUCK

Most girls I know are so lame
Red hot bods
They're all the same
Nothing in between the ears
Just lots of space
Six cans of beer to fuck
See you later
Thanks again
Maybe we can just be friends
All that space inside your head
Makes me want to go to bed and fuck the love I have for her is real
$2.99 the six pack deal
See her with another guy
It makes me laugh
She thinks I cried

Girls in bars they make me sick
But I don't care if the suck my dick
Spend six bucks on dollar night
A prostitute for just one night to fuck


17. HYPOCRITE

See you at church and i see you at school
Say that you live by the golden rule
But, look again, it's all a lie
You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why
You're a hypocrite and I don't know why
Your life's filled with distortions and lies

See you at a party, don't know what to say
When i catch you in a lie, you just turn your head away
But take a look around, you've got none to fool
Because none of us live by mother's golden rule

Take a look around, not a fucking sound
I stare at you
So what you gonna' do?
You live a life of lies
The truth to you is no surprise
You say it's on the way
Now you fucking pay.


18. MARCO POLO

Marco........Polo!!!
Fish out of water!


19. UNDER MY SKIN

You're under my skin like needled and pins
You really start to bug me
But there is no end
You're a bad bad drug
Like the one you're hooked on
Trying to addict me but something's' gone wrong
You're under my skin like needles and pins
You're a pea brained monkey that shouldn't have a name
You want to be a psycho
Want to cause some pain
What do you want me
Cause I don't want you
Why do you hang around when you know that I don't like you?
You're under my skin like needles and pins

Through my skin
In my veins
From my arm
Into my brain
You cause me nightmares
But cause no pain
It's only because I know your game


20. GAS OUT

Go to the store, but a pack
There's 12 tortillas neatly stacked
Next thing you know, grab some beans
Stuff that shit right down your jeans
We run, we hide
Your diet's refried

Gas out...next thing you know
Sorry mom, i think i'll go and drop the bomb
It's in the face, and that's too bad
Rosaritas all they had

We run, we hide
The beans inside
Gas out.


21. NO SUCH THINGS

Wrap your legs around me baby
I'll fill you with my love
I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie
And show you what it does
Most girls are afraid of me
But once you give me a chance
I sure like what you're showing
Now let's rock and roll baby
Cause there's no such thing as love

Get busy rocking baby
Get busy rolling
Show what you got inside
Get busy rocking
Get busy rolling
I know what you've got inside, yeah

No such thing
There's no such thing as love


22. MALTED VOMIT

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23. GHOST

Digging graves in my living room
Red roses in full bloom
A hanging lamp floats down the hall
I believe in ghosts
Though ghosts I never see
Ghosts are in my house
They're making fun of me
I can't wake up
From this nightmare

Slamming doors when I try to sleep
See me scared the more they reap
Breaking out of closets in my halls