1. COUNTING OUT TIME



I'm counting out time
Got the whole thing down by numbers
All those numbers
Give me guidance
O Lord I need that now

The Day of Judgement's come
And you can bet that I've been resting
For this testing
Digesting every word the experts say
Erogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date
Thought I'd better get it straight
Went to buy a book before it's too late
Don't leave nothing to fate

I've studied every line, every page in the book
But now I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look
Take a look

This is it Rael!

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it
'Cos I understand it, look! I've found the hotspots, Figures 1-9
- Still counting out time, I've got my finger on the button
"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still now
And I'll get you turned on just fine"
Erogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7
Gotta remember all my tricks
There's heaven ahead in No. 11

Getting crucial responses with dilation of the pupils
"Honey get hip, it's time to unzip, to unzip zip, zip-a-zip, zip-a-zip
Whippee!"

- Move over Casanova -
I'm counting out time, reaction none too happy
Please don't slap me
I'm a red-blooded male and the book said I could not fail
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress

I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away
Erogenous zones I question you -Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?



2. RIDING THE SCREE



He rushes to the cliff and scrambles down the rocks. It takes him a long time to get down to the water, trying to keep up with the current at the same time. As he nears the water's edge he sees John losing strength.

Struggling down the slope,
There's not much hope.
I begin to try to ride the scree
but the rocks are tumbling all around me.

If I want John alive,
I've got to ditch my fear - take a dive
While I've still got my drive to survive.

Evel Knievel you got nothing on me.
Here I go!

Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues