1. NO SURPRISE

1971 we all heard the starters gun
New York is such a pity
But at Max's Kansas City we won

We all shot the shit at the bar
A with Johnny O' Toole and his scar
And then old Clive Davis said
He's surely gonna make us a star
I'm gonna make you a star
Just the way you are

But with all his style
I could see in his eyes
That we is goin' on trial
Ant it was no surprize

The boys kept kickin' ass
As usual time would tell
But some bitch do the choirs
Throw water on the fire a hell
She loved to show and tell
Lord she loved to tell

But with all our style
You could see in our eyes
That we is still on trial
And it was no surprize
No surprize
No surprize
No surprize

Midnight lady
Situation fetal
Vaccinate your ass wit'chor phonograph needle

I say looky here
Friend of mine
You scratch like you need calamine
Flamingo boots soles a creakin'
Still in love and Puerto Rican too

Ridin' on wheels of hell
Smokin' our axle grease
Oh the backstage is rockin'
And we're coppin' from the local police
That's right the local police
Or the juctice of peace

So what with all our style
You could see in our eyes
That we is still on trial
Baby it's no surprize
No surprize
No surprize
No surprize

Rock n' roll junkie whore
Got my foot inside the door
Knock knock... knock knock... knock
Nobody's keepin' score

Bad times go away
Come again some other day
Topaz and sazzafraz
Will keep the blues away

Candy store rock n' roll
Corporation jellyroll
Play the singles it ain't me
It's programmed insanity

You ASCAP if BMI
Could ever make a mountain fly
If Japanese can boil teas
Then where the fuck's my royalties... aar
Yak yak yak yak 'oow


2. CHIQUITA

Ooooh on the beach in Cartegena
She salty baby with the name
Oh chiquita
Oh love chiquita

She takes me walkin' in de sunshine
She she'll be lovin' 'til de moon shine

Love chiquita
Oh love chiquita

She got the poppy eyed desire
Tease 'til the boys put out your fire

Love chiquita
Oh love chiquita... ou ou ou ooouuu

Oh no no now don't you wake me up I'm dreamin'
No no no if you shake me I'll be screamin'

Love chiquita
Oh love chiquita... ou ou ou ou ooooou


3. REMEMBER (WALKING IN THE SAND)

Seems like the other day
My baby went away
She went away 'cross the sea

It's been two years or so
Since I saw my baby go
And then this letter came for me

It said that we was through
She found somebody new
Oh lemmy think lemmy think
What shall I do

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no no no no no
Remember... walking in the sand
Remember... walking hand in hand
Remember... the night was so exciting
Remember... her smile was so inviting
Remember... then she touched my cheek
Remember... with her fingertips
Remember... softly
Softly we met with a kiss

Whatever happened to
The girl that I once knew
The girl that said she'd been true
Oh whatever happened to
That night I gave it to you
What will I do with it now
Oh...

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no no no no
Remember... walking in the sand
Remember... walking hand in hand
Remember... the night was so exciting
Remember... her smile was so inviting
Remember... a then she touched my cheek
Remember... with her fingertips
Remember... softly
Softly we met with a kiss

Whatever happened to
That girl that I once knew
That girl that said she'd been true
Whatever happened to
That night I gave it to you
What would you do with it now


4. CHEESE CAKE

I met a babe in a backseat drive-in
Back in the saddle she'd sit
Pulled on the reins just to keep me risin'
She loved to chomp at the bit

Daddy do it ooh just do it
Daddy do it please lemmy me see
Do it please just do it
Daddy do it do it drivin' me crazy

She always walks with her eyes
Down on her bootlace
She lives to give it away
She don't believe in the right time or the wrong place
She's always liable to say

Daddy do it ooh just do it
Daddy do it please let me see
Do it please just do it
Daddy do it do it drivin' me crazy

Cheesecake looser than her sister
Cheesecake uum... her sugar gets me high
She knows I can't resist her
Cheesecake
Got my fingers in her pie
Cheesecake
Cheesecake sneakin' out the back door
Cheesecake rollin' down the lawn
Everybody kissed her
Cheesecake
Oh at the crack of dawn
Cheesecake

Daddy do it ooh just do it
Daddy do it please let me see
Daddy do it please just do it
Daddy do it do it do it drivin' me crazy

Cheesecake looser than her sister
Cheesecake uum... her sugar gets me high
She knows I can't resist her
Cheesecake
Got my fingers in her pie
Cheesecake

Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake
Cheesecake


5. THREE MILE SMILE

Oh...
Take a walk in the warm New England sun
Ain't no time to look for clues
You get the point from Uncle Sam's loaded gun
Who be the hand that light the fuse

A take a look take a look at my old billy goat
He used to raise all kinds of hell
A he took a dose of radiation dope
A back in the barn is where he felt like hell

Aar... Lucy chromosome
Lucy superdome

What makes you think you patronizin' my old friends
After you ride in my car car
What you do when your oil's Mexican
OPEC boys you went too far too far

Aar... Lucy superdome
Lucy chromosome
Aar... Lucy papadum
Lucy sing the song

(Aah) dig it up
(Aah) live it up
(Aah) a dig it up
(Aah) live it up

Look out


6. REEFER HEAD WOMAN

I got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky
Good Lord
Woh... I got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky

Well I got'sta drink me a two fifths of whiskey
Just to get half as high

When the good Lord made that woman
He sure went to town
Oooh... when the good Lord made that woman
He sure went to town

Well when he was feelin' high
Oooh... he sure should have been feelin' low

Oh Mr. Perry

I got a reefer headed woman
Lord... she fell right down from the sky
Uuum... got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky

Lord I got to drink me two fifths of whiskey
Just to get just to get half as high


7. BONE TO BONE (CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH BOY)

Aaaaoouououo...

Flatbush boy cruisin' Sheepshead Bay
His boardwalk mama just a sniff away
Umm... underground DMT ridin' thunder train
The Coney Island white fish boy is on the run again

Ooooh runnin' with the pack
Ooooh and never lookin' back
Ooooh know's just where he's been
That Coney Island white fish boy's
Been there and back again

Sixteen years with his boardwalk queen
And at the steeplechase she used to wet his dreams
She combed her hair that flamin' jewel
Streaked with Clorox bleach
Coney gettin' down and dirty
Snortin' up the beach

And she'd be screamin' Coney
And she'd be dreamin' Coney
Go get'em Coney

Coney... Uum... bone to bone screamin'
Coney... Uum... she be screamin' Coney yeah yeah yeah

In town
Get back around
A get back a get down
Get back in town
Coney
A she'd be screamin' Coney
Best believe it Coney
Shu do wa do wa do wa...


8. THINK ABOUT IT

When will the clouds all blow it away
When will de good people have their say
Now I hope you're still around to see the day

Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it

Who can tell what is up or down
A who can be the king or be the clown
Then climb your tree take a look around

Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it

Circles of life infinitain (infinity) ?
That which is now will be again
Who can decide who is insane

Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it
Take a while think about it


9. MIA

On na na... na na na na na...
On na na... na na na na na....

Hush a bye my baby soft and new
Oooh loveliness gypsy dance in the rain
Hush a bye my baby what'cha do
Oooh the baby cry
The wind she's callin' your name... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh...

Where you came from you ain't alone
Live and loved from the old jaw bone
Oh don't you cry you're home sweet home

Rock a bye sweet lady gypsy blue
Oooh the nightingale's singin' her song in the rain
Hush a bye sweet lady soft and new
Oooh don'tcha cry the wind she's a screamin' your name... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh...

Come too soon that sunny day
You give your heart away
No divorcee or repouise'... yeah... yeah

(Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia)
Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia)
(Mia)