1. DEAD PUNKS

You ask me where I was in 1977
You ask me what I did in 1982
But this is fucking 97
Now we're the punks and where the fuck are you

You tell me I can't be a punk
Cos I was only born in 1975
But look at you a pathetic drunk
you're not the one who keeps punk alive

Old punk sad punk
Old punk dead punk

Lost old punx telling stories
They think the past had it all
Well we are todays punks
Still they want the past to rule us all

I dont say I'm a punk reviver
I don't calim I invented it all
But look at it from a different angle
Where will you be 20 years from now


2. DRINKING IN THE SUN (is so much fun)

Call me a junk
Call me a drunk
I am a punk I don't care
Drinking in the sun
Is so much fun
So much fucking fun I don't care


3. MONEY

Money is made to spend
Howcome I don't own a single cent
Money is my most hated friend
All I pay is the fucking rent
Stupid bills is all they send
Better make sure you have rich friends


4. DOGSTORY

Somethings gonna happen I can feel it in the air
My master's going for a walk and I'm gonna be there
It's too late for the beach so we'll definately walk the park
I'm really looking forward so I jump around and bark

One block before the park I raise my ears I hear some noise
We're not going for a walk he's gonna meet the boys
They're gonna do their drinks and drugs and that's nothing for me
Another wasted night and I can't sniff around the trees

I've got to face a heavy night
Find my way in the crowd
No way I can lie down and rest
The music's way too loud
There's broken bottles everywhere they cut and make me bleed
I wish they'd have dog aspirin cos that's just what I need

My master's had a good time he's got a funny talk
We try to find the way out but he can hardly walk
I guide him through the city now thats alright for me
But when we're home he falls asleep and I still got to pee

Oh no not the punks again
Always with their amps on 10
Don't they know I hear 7 times more
I wish they had left me at home


5. FRIENDS

I won't be there for your abuse
Stupid smile on your face it's no excuse
All those "friends" you use for manipulation
People like you just spread frustration

You're not a friend to me
The friend you pretend to be
A friend to me you'll never be
You're not a friend to me
My friend you'll never be


6. BUSINESSMAN

Tie and suit and family life
Work each day from 9 til 5
then work on from 5 til 10
Don't be surprised if you never see your friends again

Businessman - you'll be hte first to go

Make more profits for your boss
Do what he wants no matter the cost
Lick his ass and kiss his feet
another promotion is just what you need

Listen to this you stupid prick
I hate you from your big car til the hairs on your dick
I'd rather be a crust than end up like you
I may not have moeny but at least I can think for myself


7. SWASTIKA ON YOUR HAND

"X" on your hand to show where you stand
You have fear for my drugs and beer
You built up a wall want to be in control
But you're no punk if you don't get drunk

Straight edge there ain't no hope if you don't do dope
Straight edge you're not a punk if you don't get drunk

Always preaching telling me what I do wrong
"Stay clean live in reality and we'll be strong"
Strong in what? No beer and no sex?
Don't bother me with that bullshit not that politically correct

So you stay clean day and night
And you don't drink and you don't fight
No sex for you, being sober will do
Glad I'm not you and you're not me
I'll live in my own reality


8. ALL WRONG

Anarchist fascist why the fuck do you exist
Communist capitalist you're all on the same list
Metal techno it's all the fucking same show
Punkrock disco there's one thing you've got to know

You're all wrong you just care for yourself


9. CRAWLING

Oh shit I'm drunk again
I have to find a taxi I cannot drive the van
Vodka and tequila helped me through the night
Don't know who I am something's disturbing my sight
I really should be at home but I can't remember where I live
Got sick all over my girlfriend and again I have to piss

Crawling home for the 5th time this week
My liver and my stomach are playing hide and seek
But I don't worry I'm happy when I drink
And I don't care if my friends say I stink

It's Saturday night I am in a fight
Someone took my girlfriend I had to set it right
Smashed the fucker's face with a bottle of gin
Showed him places of the bar where he never could have been
But he was not alone his friends came after me
Ran as fast as I could but now I'm dizzy on my knees

Crawling home for the 5th time this week
Lost 3 teeth abnd there's blood on my shirt
Some busted ribs a broken jaw
A guy with a baseball bat was the last thing I saw


10. FAST FOOD

All the forest they put down
So they can grow more chemic cow
A beast without the right to live
Existing only for the meat it gives

McBrainwash all the little kids
So they grow big on greasy shit
And when they die on heart attacks
McRonald's laughing behind their backs

People die in Africa
More junkfood from America
We all have the right to eat
But not McFucking burger meat